The People's Republic of The Island of Llamas is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, restrictive gun laws, and labour-free parental leave. The compassionate population of 12.663 billion Island of Llamasians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 90.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Island of Llamasian economy, worth a remarkable 1,303 trillion Herds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 102,932 Herds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans, multiple polls have christened the newly-formed Filibuster Committee as "the least efficient government bureaucracy", the inchworm that measured the marigolds is six feet under, and a flying elephant and Leader share the same nickname. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Island of Llamas's national animal is the Alpaca, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Island of Llamas is ranked 7,743^rd in the world and 7^th in Kantrias for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 8,526.64 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.