The Empire of The island of Kiria is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Lord Emperor with an iron fist, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 26.124 billion Kirians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kiria. The average income tax rate is 58.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kirian economy, worth a remarkable 6,528 trillion Golden Doubloons a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 249,907 Golden Doubloons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society, vast amounts of energy are expended moving water to hilltop lakes, the Ministry of Truthiness now manages the entire media industry, and young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The island of Kiria's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Imperialism.

The island of Kiria is ranked 582^nd in the world and 9^th in The East Pacific for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 107,789.25 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.