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The Supreme Dictatorship of
Corporate Police State
If you aren't remembered, you never existed
Supreme Universal Ruler
Influence
Hegemony
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Iron League

Population35.929 billion

CapitalThe Iron League City
LeaderSupreme Universal Ruler
FaithSupreme Universal Rulerism

Currencygil
Animallueshi

The Supreme Dictatorship of The Iron League is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Supreme Universal Ruler with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, free-roaming dinosaurs, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 35.929 billion Iron Leaguerans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Iron League City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Iron Leaguer economy, worth an astonishing 23,843 trillion gils a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 663,621 gils, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,494,586 per year while the poor average 16,287, a ratio of 337 to 1.

The nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations, unused plastic recycling bins are being dumped into landfills by the tonne, the rainbow assortment of chemicals in the water has turned the frogs gay, and the nation's mettle is about to be tested. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. The Iron League's national animal is the lueshi, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Supreme Universal Rulerism.

The Iron League is ranked 24,244th in the world and 1st in Supremacy for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 11,735.41 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 6thMost Avoided: 6thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 20thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 21stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 21stLargest Mining Sector: 24thLargest Gambling Industry: 27thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 30thMost Corrupt Governments: 32ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 34thMost Primitive: 42ndLargest Retail Industry: 43rdHighest Economic Output: 45thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 53rdFattest Citizens: 78thHighest Average Incomes: 94thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 97thMost Stationary: 163rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 176thLargest Agricultural Sector: 198thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 200thMost Ignorant Citizens: 245thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 358thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 785thLargest Populations: 837thRudest Citizens: 858thLowest Crime Rates: 1,313thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,977thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 3,011thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,448thLargest Black Market: 4,827thMost Conservative: 5,248thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,969thMost Influential: 6,133rdTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 13,427thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,961stMost Extreme: 22,393rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22,884th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Iron League, the nation's mettle is about to be tested.
  • : Following new legislation in The Iron League, the rainbow assortment of chemicals in the water has turned the frogs gay.
  • : Following new legislation in The Iron League, unused plastic recycling bins are being dumped into landfills by the tonne.
  • : Following new legislation in The Iron League, the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations.
  • : Following new legislation in The Iron League, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways.
  • : The Iron League's influence in Supremacy fell from "Hermit" to "Hegemony".
  • : Following new legislation in The Iron League, the roundel of the Iron Leaguer Air Force has become an internationally recognized symbol of destruction.
  • : Following new legislation in The Iron League, the word "mother" is the favourite punchline of ribald comics.
  • : Following new legislation in The Iron League, professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials.
  • : Following new legislation in The Iron League, the homeless more often beg for mercy than money.

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