The Grand Corporation of The Iron Crown Order is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by the CEO with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 18.346 billion Corporation Employes are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Charon Hive. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Iron Crown Orderian economy, worth a remarkable 8,349 trillion Marks of Credit a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 455,100 Marks of Credit, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, giant no-kill traps baited with Bapst Red Ribbon and vintage bicycles have been popping up in back alleys nationwide, children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-Mark of Credit charge on their phone bill, and there's no weight to modern politics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. The Iron Crown Order's national animal is the Mythical Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Militant Atheism.

The Iron Crown Order is ranked 4,222^nd in the world and 67^th in 10000 Islands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 120.67 law-abiding acts per hour.