by Max Barry

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 255th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 700th Most Influential: 1,174th
The Superiority of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Only the Smart Survive
Logic
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Superiority of The Intelligent Peoples is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Logic with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, public floggings, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.596 billion Intelligent People are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, with Education, Defense, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Knowledge. The average income tax rate is 92.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Intelligent economy, worth 202 trillion neurons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 126,996 neurons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused, The Intelligent Peoples's famous countrysides are shrouded by wind farms, and people of faith are sent to twelve-step programs for 'The Cure'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Intelligent Peoples's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

The Intelligent Peoples is ranked 151,139th in the world and 7,522nd in The North Pacific for Most Armed, with 0.08 Weapons Per Person.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 255thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 700thMost Influential: 1,174thMost Conservative: 1,190thLowest Crime Rates: 1,418thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 2,098thMost Secular: 2,583rdSafest: 3,591stMost Corrupt Governments: 3,676thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,433rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,720thHealthiest Citizens: 5,721stMost Extreme: 5,822ndMost Developed: 6,023rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,388thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,538thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,874thLargest Governments: 7,308thBest Weather: 7,350thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,540thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 8,183rdMost Pacifist: 9,331stLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,334thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,746thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,751stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,402ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,424thSmartest Citizens: 13,185thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,767th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 9th in the regionMost Conservative: 40th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 66th in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 101st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 122nd in the regionMost Secular: 143rd in the regionSafest: 164th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 169th in the regionMost Extreme: 182nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 186th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 257th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 262nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 266th in the regionLargest Governments: 303rd in the regionMost Developed: 311th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 323rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 336th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 341st in the regionBest Weather: 373rd in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 397th in the regionMost Influential: 405th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 464th in the regionMost Pacifist: 479th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 481st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 547th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 557th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 569th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 583rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 642nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 643rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 693rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 730th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 731st in the region

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