by Max Barry

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 152nd Most World Assembly Endorsements: 579th Most Secular: 717th
The Superiority of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Only the Smart Survive
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Superiority of The Intelligent Peoples is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Logic with an iron fist, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, free-roaming dinosaurs, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.323 billion Intelligent People are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, although Education, Defense, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Knowledge. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Intelligent economy, worth 317 trillion neurons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 136,657 neurons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Organ donation is compulsory, prisons are filled with the cackles and sobs of a deranged inmate population, friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns, and it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Intelligent Peoples's national animal is the fact, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Intelligent Peoples is ranked 180,234th in the world and 9,824th in The North Pacific for Nudest, with 1.5 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 152ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 579thMost Secular: 717thMost Influential: 807thLowest Crime Rates: 1,005thMost Conservative: 1,538thTop
Safest: 2,123rdMost Authoritarian: 3,055thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,468thHealthiest Citizens: 3,527thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,629thBest Weather: 3,804thMost Developed: 4,036thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,310thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,471stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,797thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,176thLargest Governments: 5,322ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,938thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,303rdLongest Average Lifespans: 7,079thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,590thMost Extreme: 7,854thMost Pacifist: 8,255thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,330thTop
Smartest Citizens: 10,146thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,221stMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,135thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,404thHighest Average Incomes: 14,986th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the regionMost Secular: 37th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 50th in the regionMost Conservative: 62nd in the regionSafest: 89th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 105th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 139th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 153rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 161st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 168th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 170th in the regionBest Weather: 179th in the regionLargest Governments: 203rd in the regionMost Developed: 209th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 211th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 225th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 261st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 284th in the regionMost Extreme: 287th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 313th in the regionMost Influential: 331st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 356th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 376th in the regionMost Pacifist: 419th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 432nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 437th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 464th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 487th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 494th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 648th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 801st in the regionMost Stationary: 825th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 833rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 920th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 949th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 972nd in the region

World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 157 » Sankami, Unimaginable Doom, Great Bights Mum, Sunto, Notyoutopia, Ceretis, Yaorozu, Wineclaw, Sil Dorsett, Shadowrik, HMS Unicorn, Reannia, SchoolHouse Rock, Tuand Seton, Halcon siveriano, Xentherida, Guslantis, Siwale, Holy Oranz, Run Mayst Republic, Apetopia, Frances Francis the First of France, Bharathvarsh, Alice Gardens, Enosville, Wisconsota, Selfgradatude, Kaschovia, Lord Ravenclaw, Vazali, Vegetarian States, Adkins Station, Omicron Persei V111, Klettureyja, Ostrinios, Southern Stroraia, Lupus Imperium, Pallaith, Malta Comino Gozo, Kingdom of Space, Colony of lasting Hopes, PlanetPunk, Ainsworth, Kwaj, Amerian States, General COE, Choistan, Vszeklina, Friently, HoNg KoNg EmPiRe, and 107 others.Shin-Hachioji, South Grand Mountain, Diodone, Lamexanope, WE Empire, ZimRobwe, American MapleStory, Coemgen, Anima Proxa, Rylam, Walter Jackson, Forunte, McMasterdonia, Yukti, Plembobria, Panama Coalition, Zemnaya Svoboda, Sheppey, Aenglaland, AdyLand, Misthas, Prevaland, New Lakemba, The Utopian Movement, Kelvaros Prime, Yaris, Buckerino, Ausmercia, Stareogratia, Corutsca, Khorazan, I Am Bad At Naming Nations, Puczovska, Cuyan, Seven Hills, Horsley Land, The Iron Lions, Montroyale, Cloydicia, Bayern-Straubing, Che Sana Und, Blurds, Aerilia, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, New Rivia, Coppicia, United States of Panthalassa, The Archer Republic, The Lancerian Empire, Corfad, Maestros haven, Inorganic Tomb Thing, Tredano, Pakistan 001, Territorio di Nessuno, Vogonlandia, Lionia, Phillywob, Slaughterhouse Nine, Wodan, Fawkenia, Barbarossistanian South Brasilistan, Thenaca, Cardistria, Avornica, Beodarasc, Republic of Dixie, Pria Xennes, Felhaven, Zedeya, Asuroka, Victoriaans Nederlands, Libotionia, New-El, Zanderslovya, Midds Conia, Prydania, Aledonigystan, Pasargad, Agrauron, Mzeusia, Nyvan, Gladio II, GDL3, Minka Darykaan, Celebia, New Fingland, NatsukiLand, Xinchao, Sanjurika, ThE eNd oF eE, Malvad, Ozstan, Gospel Power, Merconitonitopia, Dechire par la Guerre, Astal Aavors, Lungha, Saint Marks Island, Lata Eden, Bridgett, Eglise Sainte Eve, Joodey, The South Falls, Alsatian Island, and Socialist Cooperative Republics.

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