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Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,712th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,956th Most Efficient Economies: 3,392nd
The Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
For the Fallen and the fight yet to come
WA Delegate / President
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Industrial States of Columbia

Population11.556 billion

LeaderEmperor Norton

AnimalRed Tailed Hawk

The Empire of The Industrial States of Columbia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Norton with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The cheerful, devout population of 11.556 billion Columbians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Delphia. The average income tax rate is 80.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Columbian economy, worth a remarkable 1,370 trillion Marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 118,593 Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Fruit pickers with degrees in Red Tailed Hawk psychology are a common sight, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation, and the arms industry is strictly regulated. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Industrial States of Columbia's national animal is the Red Tailed Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Ahlism.

The Industrial States of Columbia is ranked 69,545th in the world and 5th in Cobalt Network for Most Primitive, scoring -43.57 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,712thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,956thMost Efficient Economies: 3,392ndHealthiest Citizens: 5,809thMost Cultured: 6,232ndBest Weather: 6,366thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,193rdMost Developed: 8,006thMost Devout: 8,078thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 8,230thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,428thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,568thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,124thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,130thHighest Economic Output: 9,503rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,226thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,411thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,462ndLargest Publishing Industry: 11,534thLargest Governments: 12,314thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,743rdNicest Citizens: 12,866thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,893rdMost Advanced Public Education: 13,190thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,378thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,091stLowest Crime Rates: 15,931stMost Influential: 16,047thSmartest Citizens: 16,260th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 5 » Gamer Eric, Duestchstien, The Palmetto, Shadow Guard, and Lan Khao Xang Hom Krung Tai.

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