The Total PWNage of The Imperialistz is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Nuderz with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, strictly enforced bedtime, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 23.64 billion Imperialistzians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Imperial City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Imperialistzian economy, worth a remarkable 4,900 trillion PWNs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 207,277 PWNs, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

A favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout, and teenagers claim that morning paper rounds are performance art. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Imperialistz's national animal is the Extints, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Imperialistz is ranked 14,162^nd in the world and 746^th in Osiris for Smartest Citizens, with 76.69 quips per hour.