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Healthiest Citizens: 2,925thBest Weather: 2,941stLongest Average Lifespans: 3,155th
The Volksadleristischer Staat of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Wir gehen vorwärts, nur vorwärts.
Klaus Adler
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Imperial Warglorian Empire

Population12.909 billion

CapitalNeue Berlin
LeaderKlaus Adler
FaithThe Order of the Black Sun

AnimalGolden Eagle

The Volksadleristischer Staat of The Imperial Warglorian Empire is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Klaus Adler with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, aversion to nipples, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 12.909 billion Warglorians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neue Berlin. The average income tax rate is 92.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Warglorian economy, worth a remarkable 2,128 trillion Marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 164,856 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Confused-looking pigeons slide gently off frictionless window ledges, public executions just aren't the cheery spectacles they once were, footballers are doing aerobics in the sauna to build their hot weather endurance, and the government response to disaster victims starving for bread is "let them eat stale cake". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Imperial Warglorian Empire's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Order of the Black Sun.

The Imperial Warglorian Empire is ranked 232,156th in the world and 16th in Federation of Allies for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 18 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Healthiest Citizens: 2,925thBest Weather: 2,941stLongest Average Lifespans: 3,155thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,567thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,793rdMost Beautiful Environments: 3,892ndLowest Crime Rates: 4,296thMost Developed: 4,423rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,631stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,099thMost Patriotic: 5,285thMost Influential: 5,543rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,056thMost Efficient Economies: 6,311thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,358thSmartest Citizens: 6,604thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,285thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,343rdLargest Governments: 7,640thMost Cultured: 7,985thHighest Economic Output: 8,098thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,136thHighest Food Quality: 8,346thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,597thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,828thMost Secular: 9,984thMost Stationary: 10,140thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,156thHighest Average Incomes: 11,216thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,673rdTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,793rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,774thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,350thMost Average: 20,431stLargest Populations: 23,546th
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Average: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the region

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