The Volksadleristischer Staat of The Imperial Warglorian Empire is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Klaus Adler with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 14.4 billion Warglorians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neue Berlin. The average income tax rate is 92.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Warglorian economy, worth a remarkable 2,414 trillion Marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 167,657 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tower block residents are each held responsible for four square inches of front lawn, you can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health, people who make the leader's blood boil get boiled, and older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Imperial Warglorian Empire's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Order of the Black Sun.

The Imperial Warglorian Empire is ranked 6,774^th in the world and 2^nd in Federation of Allies for Most Patriotic, with 52.86 flags saluted per person per day.