The Militärdemokratisches Reich of The Imperial Warglorian Empire is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Klaus Adler with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 8.782 billion Warglorians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bellum Herrlichkeit. The average income tax rate is 88.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Warglorian economy, worth a remarkable 1,505 trillion Wargmarks a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 171,434 Wargmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, foreign despots proudly bandstand on Warglorian airwaves, video evidence of cruel animal experiments tends to be of poor quality, and male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Imperial Warglorian Empire's national animal is the Black Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Order of the Black Sun.

The Imperial Warglorian Empire is ranked 54,083^rd in the world and 15^th in Federation of Allies for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 2,782.08 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.