The Volksadleristischer Staat of The Imperial Warglorian Empire is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Klaus Adler with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, strictly enforced bedtime, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 12.325 billion Warglorians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neue Berlin. The average income tax rate is 91.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Warglorian economy, worth a remarkable 2,032 trillion Marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 164,898 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

First-time moms are expected to be experienced parents from day one, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber, many Warglorians twitch nervously at the sight of nuns, and sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Imperial Warglorian Empire's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Order of the Black Sun.

The Imperial Warglorian Empire is ranked 10,518^th in the world and 3^rd in Federation of Allies for Most Stationary, with 1,634.9911758272 Days.