The Volksadleristischer Staat of The Imperial Warglorian Empire is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Klaus Adler with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, aversion to nipples, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 12.909 billion Warglorians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neue Berlin. The average income tax rate is 92.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Warglorian economy, worth a remarkable 2,128 trillion Marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 164,856 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Confused-looking pigeons slide gently off frictionless window ledges, public executions just aren't the cheery spectacles they once were, footballers are doing aerobics in the sauna to build their hot weather endurance, and the government response to disaster victims starving for bread is "let them eat stale cake". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Imperial Warglorian Empire's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Order of the Black Sun.

The Imperial Warglorian Empire is ranked 232,156^th in the world and 16^th in Federation of Allies for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 18 on the Bus Surprisal Index.