The Imperialist Kraterocracy of The Imperial Regions of Commerce is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Chairman Raxus with an iron fist, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, public floggings, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.97 billion Commercians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bacchus. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.4%.

The powerhouse Commercian economy, worth a remarkable 1,287 trillion Units a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 184,734 Units, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 953,115 per year while the poor average 19,504, a ratio of 48.9 to 1.

Citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims, students who refuse to pray are expelled from school, EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise, and newly-peaceful nations are forced to use assault rifles as farming tools due to a lack of funds for purchasing anything else. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. The Imperial Regions of Commerce's national animal is the Turkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Reorganized Christianity.

The Imperial Regions of Commerce is ranked 3,647^th in the world and 2^nd in Cymopolia for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 7,760.56 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.