The Kingdom of The Imperial Franks is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by King Clement with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.903 billion Imperial Franks are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Spirituality are also considered important, while International Aid and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paris. The average income tax rate is 78.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Imperial Frankian economy, worth 301 trillion Livres a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 103,829 Livres, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, the government is constantly producing new maps to accommodate the continual renaming of cities, and King Clement shot first. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Imperial Franks's national animal is the Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

The Imperial Franks is ranked 47,744^th in the world and 97^th in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 1,289.19 on the Societal Mobility Rating.