Best Weather: 1,652nd Largest Welfare Programs: 2,232nd Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,715th
The Dastardly Diplomat of
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Compassion is the true path to strength
Joshua Ravenclaw
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The Dastardly Diplomat of the Imperial Crown is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Joshua Ravenclaw with a fair hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, frequent executions, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 13.817 billion Crystallians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crystallia City. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The thriving Crystallian economy, worth a remarkable 1,629 trillion Crystallian Pounds a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 117,961 Crystallian Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All-natural foods are becoming a major fad, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, medical lawsuits are out of control, and tax rises are attributed to divine will. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Imperial Crown's national animal is the Crystal Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Merlinism.

The Imperial Crown is ranked 78,550th in the world and 2,328th in Osiris for Most Average, scoring 37.59 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

Best Weather: 1,652ndLargest Welfare Programs: 2,232ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,715thHealthiest Citizens: 2,911thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,204thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,471stMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,667thMost Devout: 3,718thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,791stHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,843rdSafest: 4,032ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,369thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,414thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,899thLowest Crime Rates: 5,142ndLargest Governments: 5,147thHighest Economic Output: 5,348thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,445thNicest Citizens: 6,085thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,087thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,530thLargest Populations: 7,263rdTop
Most Cultured: 8,063rdSmartest Citizens: 8,886thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,889thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,076thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,104thMost Developed: 14,316th
Best Weather: 56th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 65th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 84th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 91st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 107th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 114th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 120th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 121st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 122nd in the regionMost Devout: 133rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 138th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 139th in the regionSafest: 139th in the regionLargest Populations: 159th in the regionLargest Governments: 174th in the regionNicest Citizens: 190th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 197th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 205th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 206th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 232nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 248th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 250th in the regionMost Cultured: 267th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 273rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 281st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 290th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 308th in the region

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