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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,546thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,689thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 24,838th
The Oppressed Peoples of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Zaliwa tü tse Khaniim Khiwilizazon!
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
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The Imperial Caninese Empire

Population981 million

CapitalKhanisia'dakida
LeaderEmperor Zymaamkh Y'kemezakh

CurrencyClaw
AnimalCanine

The Oppressed Peoples of The Imperial Caninese Empire is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Zymaamkh Y'kemezakh with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, daily referendums, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 981 million Caninese are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Khanisia'dakida. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.4%.

The powerhouse Caninese economy, worth 92.4 trillion Claws a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 94,166 Claws, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 413,774 per year while the poor average 13,469, a ratio of 30.7 to 1.

Cheap textbooks have replaced coasters at college ragers, a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Caninese politicians, a referendum must be held in order for any new law to be passed, and every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Imperial Caninese Empire's national animal is the Canine, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

The Imperial Caninese Empire is ranked 7,546th in the world and 387th in Lazarus for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 9,980.72 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,546thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,689thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 24,838thMost Conservative: 25,692ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 27,497thMost Advanced Public Transport: 31,820thLongest Average Lifespans: 34,058th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 387th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 761st in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,025th in the regionMost Conservative: 1,255th in the region

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