Population | 981 million |
Capital | Khanisia'dakida |
Leader | Emperor Zymaamkh Y'kemezakh |
Currency | Claw |
Animal | Canine |
The Oppressed Peoples of The Imperial Caninese Empire is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Zymaamkh Y'kemezakh with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, daily referendums, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 981 million Caninese are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Khanisia'dakida. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.4%.
The powerhouse Caninese economy, worth 92.4 trillion Claws a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 94,166 Claws, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 413,774 per year while the poor average 13,469, a ratio of 30.7 to 1.
Cheap textbooks have replaced coasters at college ragers, a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Caninese politicians, a referendum must be held in order for any new law to be passed, and every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Imperial Caninese Empire's national animal is the Canine, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.
The Imperial Caninese Empire is ranked 7,546th in the world and 387th in Lazarus for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 9,980.72 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
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The Imperial Caninese Empire was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
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The Imperial Caninese Empire, every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government.
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The Imperial Caninese Empire, a referendum must be held in order for any new law to be passed.
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The Imperial Caninese Empire, a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Caninese politicians.
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The Imperial Caninese Empire, cheap textbooks have replaced coasters at college ragers.
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The Imperial Caninese Empire, members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods.
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The Imperial Caninese Empire was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
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The Imperial Caninese Empire, beggars lack pockets for spare change.
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The Imperial Caninese Empire, the nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides.
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The Imperial Caninese Empire, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries.