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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10,492ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,337thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14,072nd
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The Illuminati Council

Population3.244 billion

CapitalShoujo Central


The Invaders of The Illuminati Council is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Kawaii with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.244 billion invaders are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shoujo Central. The average income tax rate is 7.7%.

The strong invader economy, worth 216 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 66,769 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

All government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Shoujo Central, Kawaii has just been declared ruler of The Illuminati Council in an international press conference, open-heart surgery is taught in seminaries, and citizens try to pass off bottlecaps they found in their backyards as historical artifacts. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. The Illuminati Council's national animal is the owl, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Violetism.

The Illuminati Council is ranked 76,657th in the world and 1st in The Illuminati Council for Largest Populations, with 3.24 billion Capita.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10,492ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,337thTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14,072ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,523rdFattest Citizens: 23,692nd

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