by Max Barry

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,829thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,375thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,053rd
The Celestial Empire of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
E kua nalo matu, enari lele matu.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Ik Ka Ek Akai

Population18.752 billion

LeaderMalama Kai La'au Yocatul

Animalmoon wolf

The Celestial Empire of The Ik Ka Ek Akai is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Malama Kai La'au Yocatul with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 18.752 billion Yokatalaka enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Matuwahine. The average income tax rate is 92.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Yocatullic economy, worth a remarkable 2,139 trillion Kalakas a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 114,098 Kalakas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has enacted freedom of information, military units are often seen arguing over which one is truly favored by the gods, pro-democracy regime change has been avoided, and in a fit of passion Malama Kai La'au Yocatul has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Ik Ka Ek Akai's national animal is the moon wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Wairua.

The Ik Ka Ek Akai is ranked 41,988th in the world and 1st in Whatever for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 139.74 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,829thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,375thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,053rdBest Weather: 5,386thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,072ndNicest Citizens: 6,513thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,539thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,713thMost Cultured: 6,853rdMost Beautiful Environments: 7,149thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,759thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,914thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,483rdLongest Average Lifespans: 8,548thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,558thHealthiest Citizens: 8,751stHighest Economic Output: 8,904thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,634thHighest Food Quality: 9,866thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,677thLargest Governments: 11,165thNudest: 11,574thTop
Largest Populations: 13,506thMost Inclusive: 14,156thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,259thMost Devout: 14,453rdMost Pacifist: 15,696thSmartest Citizens: 15,802ndLowest Crime Rates: 16,479thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,518thMost Developed: 23,194thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23,523rd

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