The んひ尺尺ﾉᄃﾑ刀乇 of The Hurricane is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by 321 with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.939 billion 321 are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 321. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 57.1%.

The frighteningly efficient 321 economy, worth 433 trillion 321s a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 223,425 321s, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,022,335 per year while the poor average 2,931, a ratio of 690 to 1.

321 believe the only thing that will make you happy is being unhappy with who you are, a valid legal defense is 'dead men tell no tales', the nation's countrysides are littered with landmines due to ongoing family disputes, and epileptic patients switch their medications to whichever has a 'buy one get one free' offer. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Hurricane's national animal is the 321, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is 321.

The Hurricane is ranked 1,795^th in the world and 1^st in The Great Storm for Fattest Citizens, with 47.76 Obesity Rate.