by Max Barry

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 24th Largest Black Market: 358th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 545th
The Rogue Nation of
Father Knows Best State
Touch Me In The Morning And Then Just Walk Away.
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The Rogue Nation of The Horror Channel is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Ringo Juna with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 21.476 billion Horror Channelians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ringovania. The average income tax rate is 90.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Horror Channelian economy, worth a remarkable 3,546 trillion Brains a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 165,148 Brains, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Airport security is provided by private companies, educators and parents alike are allowing children to view the internet again after violent videos were purged, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy, and libraries have replaced overdue book fines with mandatory mental health assessments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Horror Channel's national animal is the Free-range Zombie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is no such thing.

The Horror Channel is ranked 44,634th in the world and 856th in the Rejected Realms for Most Avoided, scoring 95.01 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 24thLargest Black Market: 358thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 545thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 749thMost Secular: 1,473rdMost Advanced Public Education: 1,637thSmartest Citizens: 1,751stTop
Highest Economic Output: 1,798thHealthiest Citizens: 2,079thRudest Citizens: 2,098thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,279thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,579thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,957thLargest Populations: 2,968thMost Developed: 3,094thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,225thMost Influential: 3,297thLowest Crime Rates: 3,547thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,781stHighest Poor Incomes: 7,393rdHighest Average Incomes: 8,429thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 9,257thLargest Governments: 9,442ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,466thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,690thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,375thSafest: 13,818thMost Efficient Economies: 13,963rdLongest Average Lifespans: 16,505th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 29th in the regionMost Secular: 31st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 31st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 31st in the regionMost Influential: 32nd in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 39th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 42nd in the regionLargest Populations: 43rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 47th in the regionMost Developed: 57th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 57th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 67th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 69th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 130th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 134th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 154th in the regionLargest Governments: 171st in the regionSafest: 179th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 181st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 187th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 203rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 205th in the regionMost Stationary: 214th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 268th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 268th in the regionNudest: 352nd in the region

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