The Rogue Nation of The Horror Channel is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ringo Juna with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 26.776 billion Horror Channelians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ringovania. The average income tax rate is 93.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Horror Channelian economy, worth a remarkable 4,174 trillion Brains a year, is highly specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 155,896 Brains, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop, crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination, vaccinations are mandatory, and the nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Horror Channel's national animal is the Free-range Zombie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is no such thing.

The Horror Channel is ranked 3,888^th in the world and 42^nd in the Rejected Realms for Most Influential, scoring 14,825 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.