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Most Primitive: 702ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,569thNudest: 4,624th
The Nomadic Peoples of
Tyranny by Majority
In ie tlecujlixquac, in ie tlamamatlac
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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The Horde of Montezuma

Population1.488 billion

CapitalTenochtitlan
LeaderMontezuma
FaithTeotl

Currencycocoa bean
Animaljaguar

The Nomadic Peoples of The Horde of Montezuma is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Montezuma with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless, devout population of 1.488 billion Aztecs enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Administration, with Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Industry and Education aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tenochtitlan. The average income tax rate is 70.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Aztec economy, worth 7.77 trillion cocoa beans a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 5,222 cocoa beans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, the nation's soldiers often believe they're in the Air Force, school lunches are made with hypo-allergenic wood pulp, and charities reserve the right to not help those who go against religious teachings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. The Horde of Montezuma's national animal is the jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Teotl.

The Horde of Montezuma is ranked 309,311th in the world and 248th in The Free Nations Region for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 6,166 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Primitive: 702ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,569thTop
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Nudest: 4,624thMost Devout: 5,077thBest Weather: 7,059thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,817thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,050thMost Conservative: 14,262ndTop
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Most Politically Free: 25,042ndMost Extreme: 25,884thMost Corrupt Governments: 28,797th
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Most Primitive: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 4th in the regionNudest: 4th in the regionMost Politically Free: 5th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 9th in the regionMost Conservative: 11th in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 14th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Horde of Montezuma, charities reserve the right to not help those who go against religious teachings.
  • : Following new legislation in The Horde of Montezuma, school lunches are made with hypo-allergenic wood pulp.
  • : Following new legislation in The Horde of Montezuma, the nation's soldiers often believe they're in the Air Force.
  • : Following new legislation in The Horde of Montezuma, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper.
  • : Following new legislation in The Horde of Montezuma, trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews.
  • : Following new legislation in The Horde of Montezuma, no one over the age of 35 has the slightest clue what is going on.
  • : Following new legislation in The Horde of Montezuma, the government only announces the deaths of its members when it's convenient.
  • : Following new legislation in The Horde of Montezuma, disaster victims are viewed with disdain.
  • : Following new legislation in The Horde of Montezuma, the government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses.
  • : Following new legislation in The Horde of Montezuma, newly-peaceful nations are forced to use assault rifles as farming tools due to a lack of funds for purchasing anything else.

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