The Imperial States of The Homeland of the American Federation is a massive, safe nation, ruled by President Ronald D Rump with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.233 billion Americans are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Federal Capital District. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.3%.

The very strong Federal Citizens economy, worth 133 trillion Federal Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 59,576 Federal Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

The name of the "Butcher of Bigtopia" adorns shirts across The Homeland of the American Federation, the populace has developed a mortal fear of the woods, President Ronald D Rump has just been declared ruler of The Homeland of the American Federation in an international press conference, and Judea-Christianity has been named as The Homeland of the American Federation's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Homeland of the American Federation's national animal is the Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Judea-Christianity.

The Homeland of the American Federation is ranked 192,682^nd in the world and 7^th in Eretz Israel for Highest Drug Use, scoring 37.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.