The Rick Astanian Empire of The HolyDivines is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its smutty television, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 24.243 billion HolyDivinesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Wild Side. The average income tax rate is 76.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving HolyDivinesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,767 trillion white lights a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is 72,920 white lights, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', new urban roads are threatening city parks, governments opposing The HolyDivines are beset by rebels, and citizens are abandoning their homes en masse in a widespread panic over asbestos. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The HolyDivines's national animal is the sad song, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

The HolyDivines is ranked 29,036^th in the world and 6^th in The Trunk of a Pontiac Tempest for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 7,100.73 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.