The Marsupial Burner of The Holy Utopian Republic is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by Pope Jason Kingsley with an even hand, and notable for its aversion to nipples, frequent executions, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 851 million Utopians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of King's Crest. The average income tax rate is 33.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Holy Utopian Republician economy, worth 123 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 145,252 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, edutainment video games are taking The Holy Utopian Republic's students to the next level, pet rocks are sold by the pound, and the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Holy Utopian Republic's national animal is the Holy Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

The Holy Utopian Republic is ranked 25,499^th in the world and 737^th in The East Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 13.85 Obesity Rate.