The República Mercantil of The Holy Utopian Republic is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Presidente Francisco Kingsley with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, flagrant waste-dumping, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 5.627 billion Utopians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cresta del rey. The average income tax rate is 52.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Holy Utopian Republician economy, worth 870 trillion Evirías a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 154,620 Evirías, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Fiscal policy hawks decry the sizable "panem et circenses" fund added to the public budget, the roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril, freed serfs and former nobles exchange awkward glances in the produce aisle, and the nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Holy Utopian Republic's national animal is the Águila santa, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Sanquis Catholicism.

The Holy Utopian Republic is ranked 46,976^th in the world and 1,049^th in The East Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 215,204 Standard Monetary Units.