The República de honor of The Holy Utopian Republic is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Presidente Francisco Kingsley with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, zero percent divorce rate, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.298 billion Utopians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cresta del rey. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Holy Utopian Republician economy, worth 526 trillion Evirías a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 159,714 Evirías, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

People often get liposuction to reduce their air fares, Bigtopian relations have become a minefield, just as students finish their homework it's time for school, and internet trolls are considered valiant supporters of the right to free speech. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Holy Utopian Republic's national animal is the Águila santa, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Sanquis Catholicism.

The Holy Utopian Republic is ranked 72,243^rd in the world and 3,007^th in The East Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring 51.33 on the Rand Index.