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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,493rdMost Patriotic: 3,536thMost Influential: 3,657th
The Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
It just works.
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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The Holy State of Chaos

Population858 million

CapitalSocialism Sector
LeaderThe Demented and Holy One

Animaldomestic pig

The Empire of The Holy State of Chaos is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by The Demented and Holy One with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, prohibition of alcohol, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 858 million Holy State of Chaosians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Socialism Sector. The average income tax rate is 76.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Holy State of Chaosian economy, worth 96.1 trillion septims a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 112,039 septims, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The Holy State of Chaosian war navy contains an oddly large number of luxury yachts and cruise liners, doughnut-makers claim their products are healthy because they are fortified with vitamins, the Counter-Terrorism Unit has been nicknamed "Big Bad Wolf" for its tendency towards urban demolition, and a valid legal defense is 'dead men tell no tales'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Holy State of Chaos's national animal is the domestic pig, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Holy State of Chaos is ranked 252,476th in the world and 1,723rd in The Communist Bloc for Highest Drug Use, scoring 4.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,493rdTop
Most Patriotic: 3,536thMost Influential: 3,657thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,422ndMost Secular: 4,516thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,520thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,630thMost Authoritarian: 6,468thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,864thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,907thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,347thMost Conservative: 11,266thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 12,995thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,045thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 15,127thLargest Black Market: 16,659thLargest Governments: 18,788thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,501stHighest Poor Incomes: 25,615th
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11th in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 39th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 41st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 43rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 48th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 48th in the regionMost Patriotic: 48th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 50th in the regionLargest Black Market: 53rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 70th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 73rd in the regionMost Avoided: 73rd in the regionMost Conservative: 86th in the regionTop
Most Extreme: 89th in the regionMost Influential: 120th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 122nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 151st in the regionMost Secular: 154th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 155th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 7 » Red Nation State, Shamian, 4D Donkeys, Halsoni, Flying-Penguins, Repolaa, and Exania.