The Darkened Crypt of The Holy Red Eyed Zombie is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Flyboy with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ritual sacrifices, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 19.758 billion crazed zombies live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fiddler's Green. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Zombian economy, worth a remarkable 5,125 trillion jerkied brains a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 259,409 jerkied brains, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,714,873 per year while the poor average 15,142, a ratio of 113 to 1.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, and politicians are fired for opening subjective statements with "I believe". Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Holy Red Eyed Zombie's national animal is the Shambolic Zombie, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Zombism.

The Holy Red Eyed Zombie is ranked 293,957^th in the world and 6^th in The Zombie Factory for Lowest Crime Rates, with 2.73 law-abiding acts per hour.