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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 365thHighest Crime Rates: 379thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 404th
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The Holy Red Eyed Zombie

Population13.47 billion

CapitalFiddler's Green

Currencyjerkied brain
AnimalShambolic Zombie

The Darkened Crypt of The Holy Red Eyed Zombie is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Flyboy with a fair hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, public floggings, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 13.47 billion crazed zombies live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fiddler's Green. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Zombian economy, worth a remarkable 3,485 trillion jerkied brains a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 258,782 jerkied brains, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,720,927 per year while the poor average 14,848, a ratio of 115 to 1.

'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of The Holy Red Eyed Zombie's radio stations, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, and citizens drive tank-like vehicles with mounted machine guns. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Holy Red Eyed Zombie's national animal is the Shambolic Zombie, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Zombism.

The Holy Red Eyed Zombie is ranked 239,786th in the world and 6th in The Zombie Factory for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring -48.99 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 365thHighest Crime Rates: 379thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 404thLargest Gambling Industry: 435thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 458thMost Armed: 513thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 613thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 706thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 765thFattest Citizens: 832ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 856thMost Efficient Economies: 875thMost Avoided: 891stHighest Disposable Incomes: 910thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 939thMost Politically Free: 1,031stMost Rebellious Youth: 1,304thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,600thRudest Citizens: 1,672ndMost Pro-Market: 1,892ndMost Extreme: 2,114thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,280thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,047thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,182ndHighest Average Incomes: 3,195thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,436thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,461stHighest Economic Output: 3,827thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,926thMost Cultured: 4,117thLargest Retail Industry: 4,136thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,308thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,829thLargest Mining Sector: 5,096thMost Primitive: 6,058thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,104thNudest: 9,728thMost Devout: 10,038thTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 13,947thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,144thSmartest Citizens: 16,097thLargest Populations: 20,278thLargest Black Market: 21,971stLargest Insurance Industry: 23,487th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the region

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