The Empire of The Holy Ferengi Alliance is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, zero percent divorce rate, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.135 billion Holy Ferengi Allianceans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 42.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Holy Ferengi Alliancean economy, worth 161 trillion Gold pressed latinums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 142,074 Gold pressed latinums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights, serial killers who are released early distribute death but not their seed, a sudden shout of "surprise!" does not herald a party for teachers, and a common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Holy Ferengi Alliance's national animal is the Dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Holy Ferengi Alliance is ranked 28,184^th in the world and 5^th in New Chesapeake for Highest Average Incomes, with 142,074.77 Standard Monetary Units.