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Most Secular: 2,483rdLowest Crime Rates: 3,477thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,623rd
The Glorious Peoples Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Moronica for morons!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Holy Empire of Moronica

Population4.597 billion

LeaderEmperor Moe Hailstone the Righteous

AnimalVillage Idiot

The Glorious Peoples Republic of The Holy Empire of Moronica is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Moe Hailstone the Righteous with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.597 billion Morons are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Klutzberg. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Moronican economy, worth 630 trillion Imbeciles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 137,223 Imbeciles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The Police Surveillance Unit's motto is "Gotta Catch 'Em All", increasing numbers of children in The Holy Empire of Moronica have different eye and hair color to their supposed fathers, in court almost every witness is a hostile witness, and tourists are forbidden to enter Native Moronican lands. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Holy Empire of Moronica's national animal is the Village Idiot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Aetheism.

The Holy Empire of Moronica is ranked 154,360th in the world and 5,184th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 25.19469220872 Days.

Most Secular: 2,483rdLowest Crime Rates: 3,477thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,623rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,837thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,517thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,968thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,696thBest Weather: 5,837thHealthiest Citizens: 6,127thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,129thLargest Governments: 6,344thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,484thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,157thMost Developed: 7,167thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,239thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,079thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,998thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,152ndMost Authoritarian: 10,057thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 10,411thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,739thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,049thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,483rdMost Subsidized Industry: 13,114thMost Cultured: 13,814thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,890thSmartest Citizens: 14,865thHighest Average Incomes: 16,649thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17,306thMost Efficient Economies: 19,943rd
Most Secular: 122nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 144th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 188th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 213th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 258th in the regionBest Weather: 313th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 316th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 317th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 320th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 334th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 346th in the regionLargest Governments: 348th in the regionMost Developed: 381st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 381st in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 385th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 387th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 407th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 425th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 505th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 520th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 578th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 578th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 625th in the regionMost Extreme: 647th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 660th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 736th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 760th in the region

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