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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 417th Most Influential: 691st Most Secular: 2,441st
The Glorious Peoples Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Moronica for morons!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Holy Empire of Moronica

Population2.375 billion

LeaderEmperor Moe Hailstone the Righteous

AnimalVillage Idiot

The Glorious Peoples Republic of The Holy Empire of Moronica is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Moe Hailstone the Righteous with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.375 billion Morons are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Klutzberg. The average income tax rate is 94.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Moronican economy, worth 294 trillion Imbeciles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 124,155 Imbeciles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, weapons are only sold to foreign governments that are legitimate enough to not bounce the cheque, many suspect that the 'Whinny The Plop' children's magazine contains covert criticism of Emperor Moe Hailstone the Righteous, and local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Holy Empire of Moronica's national animal is the Village Idiot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Aetheism.

The Holy Empire of Moronica is ranked 104,851st in the world and 4,051st in The East Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 417thMost Influential: 691stTop
Most Secular: 2,441stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,770thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,720thLowest Crime Rates: 3,910thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,328thBest Weather: 5,602ndLargest Welfare Programs: 5,873rdHealthiest Citizens: 6,587thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,826thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,877thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,290thLargest Governments: 7,782ndMost Beautiful Environments: 8,364thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 8,686thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,098thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,407thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,522ndMost Developed: 9,619thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,100thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,625thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,253rdMost Authoritarian: 12,797thMost Pacifist: 15,225th
Most Influential: 19th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 33rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 42nd in the regionTop
Most Secular: 64th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 92nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 115th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 128th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 130th in the regionBest Weather: 156th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 172nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 172nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 179th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 179th in the regionLargest Governments: 181st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 196th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 207th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 218th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 238th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 239th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 261st in the regionMost Developed: 276th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 278th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 280th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 414th in the regionMost Pacifist: 489th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 490th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 506th in the regionMost Stationary: 526th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 561st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 581st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 589th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 606th in the region

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