The Dictatorship of The Hilwestroustand is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Phoenix Supreme with an iron fist, and remarkable for its digital currency, smutty television, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 16.889 billion Hilwesters are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Histonia. The average income tax rate is 84.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hilwestroustandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,063 trillion mahrcs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 122,191 mahrcs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Phoenix Supreme's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site, people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety, the blood on the hands of Phoenix Supreme may not be metaphorical, and the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Hilwestroustand's national animal is the phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Hilwestroustand is ranked 39,828^th in the world and 13^th in Hartfelden for Highest Average Incomes, with 122,191.58 Standard Monetary Units.