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Most Authoritarian: 2,355thNudest: 4,047thMost Conservative: 5,340th
The Theocracy of
Psychotic Dictatorship
We will crush you all!
Influence
Unproven
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Struggling
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The High and Papal Parky of Parkguiness

Population147 million

Currencyfish
Animalpenguin

The Theocracy of The High and Papal Parky of Parkguiness is a very large, orderly nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 147 million Penguins are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 72.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Penguin economy, worth 3.52 trillion fish a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 23,912 fish, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dictionary sales have hit an all-time high, polygamy is legal, women find themselves saying "my eyes are up here" more often than they used to, and gossip magazines have been replaced by mask catalogs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The High and Papal Parky of Parkguiness's national animal is the penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

The High and Papal Parky of Parkguiness is ranked 70,430th in the world and 2,930th in the South Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,446.77 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Most Authoritarian: 2,355thNudest: 4,047thMost Conservative: 5,340thMost Armed: 6,749thMost Income Equality: 8,160thMost Devout: 8,634thTop
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Most Extreme: 12,293rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 12,777th
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Most Authoritarian: 65th in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 103rd in the regionNudest: 131st in the regionMost Armed: 163rd in the regionMost Devout: 229th in the regionMost Conservative: 245th in the regionMost Income Equality: 345th in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 659th in the region

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