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Largest Publishing Industry: 4,629th Most Politically Free: 6,111th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 8,770th
The Most Serene Federation of
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The Helvetic Kingdom

Population5.119 billion

CapitalThe Federal City of Bern
LeaderAlexandra I

CurrencySwiss Franc
AnimalGolden Eagle

The Most Serene Federation of The Helvetic Kingdom is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Alexandra I with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 5.119 billion Swiss enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Federal City of Bern. The average income tax rate is 60.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Swiss economy, worth 605 trillion Swiss Francs a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 118,261 Swiss Francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

The comic book series 'Alexandra I and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks, suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks, and the nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Helvetic Kingdom's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Helvetic Kingdom is ranked 137,425th in the world and 128th in Commonwealth of Liberty for Fattest Citizens, with 8.32 Obesity Rate.

Largest Publishing Industry: 4,629thMost Politically Free: 6,111thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 8,770thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,718thMost Inclusive: 10,377thNicest Citizens: 10,507thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,136thMost Pacifist: 11,415thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,798thMost Developed: 11,891stMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,980thMost Cultured: 12,305thSmartest Citizens: 12,446thRudest Citizens: 13,661stMost Rebellious Youth: 16,019thSafest: 16,539th
Most Politically Free: 3rd in the region

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