The Regional Gay Guy of The Hazar Amisnery is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Dmitry Tereshkova with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, prohibition of alcohol, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.599 billion Hazar Amisnerians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of HKCD Conurbation. The average income tax rate is 94.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Hazar Amisnerian economy, worth 594 trillion Arzhuyts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an impressive 165,074 Arzhuyts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Handling people's data is proving an immersive experience, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums, billions of Arzhuyts are being blown on orbital weapons development, and military officers are given medals for disobeying orders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Hazar Amisnery's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Salanghaneun Appa.

The Hazar Amisnery is ranked 251,845^th in the world and 6^th in The European Commonwealth of Nations for Highest Drug Use, scoring 4.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.