The Glorious Nation of The Hazar Amisnery is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Dmitry Tereshkova with an iron fist, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, complete lack of prisons, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.059 billion Hazar Amisnerians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dmitrivil. The average income tax rate is 90.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hazar Amisnerian economy, worth 273 trillion Arzhuyts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an impressive 132,589 Arzhuyts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless, the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces", exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end, and some paycheques only arrive every 12 to 24 weeks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Hazar Amisnery's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Salanghaneun Appa.

The Hazar Amisnery is ranked 5,520^th in the world and 1^st in The European Commonwealth of Nations for Lowest Crime Rates, with 108.76 law-abiding acts per hour.