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The Happylandian Army

Population5.544 billion


The Happylandian Army of The Happylandian Army is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 5.544 billion defenders are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Defense, Welfare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. The average income tax rate is 39.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped government-run economy, worth 223 trillion tacoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 40,261 tacoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, and meat-eating is frowned upon. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Happylandian Army's national animal is the drone, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Happylandian Army is ranked 203,403rd in the world and 1,313th in 10000 Islands for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -7.75 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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