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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 28thLargest Insurance Industry: 41st
The Free and Holy Republic of
Corporate Police State
Perfectly Fine, Thank You....
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Happy Civilians

Population24.385 billion

CapitalThe Joyous City of Freedom
Leaderthe Brilliant Leader
FaithChristianity

CurrencyAlmighty Dollar
AnimalSuper Amazing Brave Eagle

The Free and Holy Republic of The Happy Civilians is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by the Brilliant Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 24.385 billion Patriotic Citizens are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Joyous City of Freedom. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Patriotic Citizen economy, worth an astonishing 12,053 trillion Almighty Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 494,314 Almighty Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,259,883 per year while the poor average 65,853, a ratio of 34.3 to 1.

Heavily-armed commandos play rock-paper-scissors over whether to execute criminals and foreign visitors, foreign planes and migratory birds are shot down as spies, small towns have started burning historical buildings in hopes of attracting tourists, and the military's primary weapons are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and a fanatical devotion to Christianity. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The Happy Civilians's national animal is the Super Amazing Brave Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

The Happy Civilians is ranked 257,991st in the world and 9,670th in The East Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 0.72 percentage of bribes refused.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 28thLargest Insurance Industry: 41stFattest Citizens: 49thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 53rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 59thMost Avoided: 73rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 85thMost Ignorant Citizens: 102ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 124thMost Corrupt Governments: 127thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 156thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 192ndLargest Mining Sector: 207thMost Armed: 237thLargest Retail Industry: 255thLargest Agricultural Sector: 346thHighest Average Incomes: 398thHighest Economic Output: 422ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 428thMost Primitive: 472ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 662ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 711thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 833rdHighest Crime Rates: 855thRudest Citizens: 855thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,053rdMost Efficient Economies: 1,194thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,410thTop
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Largest Populations: 5,752ndMost Devout: 6,005thLargest Black Market: 11,005thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 12,397thMost Influential: 12,839thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 15,332ndMost Conservative: 16,082ndLargest Governments: 18,007thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,969thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,378thMost Stationary: 25,139th
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Fattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14th in the regionMost Primitive: 16th in the regionRudest Citizens: 22nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 25th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 26th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 32nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 34th in the regionLargest Populations: 45th in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 98th in the regionLargest Black Market: 144th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 351st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 360th in the regionMost Stationary: 412th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 419th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 494th in the regionMost Influential: 624th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 652nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 720th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 733rd in the regionMost Conservative: 786th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 825th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 935th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Happy Civilians, the military's primary weapons are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and a fanatical devotion to Christianity.
  • : Following new legislation in The Happy Civilians, small towns have started burning historical buildings in hopes of attracting tourists.
  • : Following new legislation in The Happy Civilians, foreign planes and migratory birds are shot down as spies.
  • : Following new legislation in The Happy Civilians, heavily-armed commandos play rock-paper-scissors over whether to execute criminals and foreign visitors.
  • : Following new legislation in The Happy Civilians, illegal immigration remains a hot topic.
  • : Following new legislation in The Happy Civilians, women who leak pus from infected wounds are told to suck it up.
  • : The Happy Civilians was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Following new legislation in The Happy Civilians, eight-year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas.
  • : Following new legislation in The Happy Civilians, the nation's laws on image rights are amongst the strictest in the world.
  • : Following new legislation in The Happy Civilians, a plague of zealots has been unleashed on the streets of The Joyous City of Freedom.

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