by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,009th Most Influential: 1,683rd Most Subsidized Industry: 9,331st
The Republic of
Father Knows Best State
We're Happy
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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The Republic of The Happily Oppressed is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Mega Super Sexy Transformation Sequence with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, prohibition of alcohol, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 1.499 billion Happily Oppressedians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Delicious. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Happily Oppressedian economy, worth 143 trillion Celebacies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is 95,769 Celebacies, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

There's never enough space in space, Mega Super Sexy Transformation Sequence is frequently seen begging critics to stop insulting the government, the question of 'what is Mega Super Sexy Transformation Sequence's favorite color?' has been given a priority rating of burnt-orange, and centuries-old marble buildings are being torn down and replaced with corrugated steel wind tunnels. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Happily Oppressed's national animal is the Giant Blue Footed Booby, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Happily Oppressed is ranked 128,090th in the world and 6,866th in The North Pacific for Nudest, with 94.25 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,009thMost Influential: 1,683rdTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 9,331stMost Rebellious Youth: 10,044thMost Efficient Economies: 12,340thMost Developed: 13,372ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,498thMost Inclusive: 15,679thMost Pacifist: 16,097thMost Secular: 17,526th
Most Subsidized Industry: 371st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 385th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 467th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 577th in the regionMost Influential: 623rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 640th in the regionMost Developed: 743rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 792nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 820th in the regionMost Pacifist: 895th in the regionMost Secular: 921st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 930th in the regionMost Inclusive: 936th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 971st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 978th in the region

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