|Leader||Mega Super Sexy Transformation Sequence|
|Animal||Giant Blue Footed Booby|
The Republic of The Happily Oppressed is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Mega Super Sexy Transformation Sequence with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 2.084 billion Happily Oppressedians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Delicious. The average income tax rate is 70.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Happily Oppressedian economy, worth 201 trillion Celebacies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is 96,599 Celebacies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.
Crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens, voting district maps are said to resemble a tyrannosaurus eating the capital, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field, and innocent defendants often plead guilty for fear of receiving a much harsher sentence before jury. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Happily Oppressed's national animal is the Giant Blue Footed Booby, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Happily Oppressed endorsed The Medicine Cabinet of THX1138.
- : The Happily Oppressed was endorsed by The Medicine Cabinet of THX1138.
- : The Happily Oppressed endorsed The Free Land of Libertarian Utopian Project.
- : The Happily Oppressed was endorsed by The Free Land of Libertarian Utopian Project.
- : The Happily Oppressed endorsed The Constitutional Monarchy of Californian Redwood.
- : The Happily Oppressed was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of Californian Redwood.
- : The Happily Oppressed voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate KAISERREICH".
- : The Happily Oppressed voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate KAISERREICH".
- : The Happily Oppressed voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Minority Languages".
- : The Happily Oppressed endorsed The Democratic States of New Seaview Cove.
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