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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 845th Most Influential: 1,149th Most Rebellious Youth: 9,429th
The Republic of
Father Knows Best State
We're Happy
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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The Happily Oppressed

Population2.084 billion

LeaderMega Super Sexy Transformation Sequence

AnimalGiant Blue Footed Booby

The Republic of The Happily Oppressed is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Mega Super Sexy Transformation Sequence with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 2.084 billion Happily Oppressedians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Delicious. The average income tax rate is 70.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Happily Oppressedian economy, worth 201 trillion Celebacies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is 96,599 Celebacies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens, voting district maps are said to resemble a tyrannosaurus eating the capital, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field, and innocent defendants often plead guilty for fear of receiving a much harsher sentence before jury. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Happily Oppressed's national animal is the Giant Blue Footed Booby, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Happily Oppressed is ranked 30,393rd in the world and 1,265th in The North Pacific for Most Average, scoring 45.86 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 845thMost Influential: 1,149thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 9,429thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,470thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,484thMost Developed: 13,674thMost Efficient Economies: 13,819thMost Inclusive: 15,087thMost Pacifist: 15,626thMost Secular: 16,015thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 18,317th
Most Rebellious Youth: 351st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 413th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 462nd in the regionMost Influential: 484th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 603rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 604th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 656th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 661st in the regionMost Developed: 752nd in the regionMost Secular: 817th in the regionMost Pacifist: 843rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 857th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 887th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 926th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 975th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,002nd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 126 » Notyoutopia, Yaorozu, Shin-Hachioji, Pallaith, South Grand Mountain, Great Bights Mum, McMasterdonia, Buckerino, Kelvaros Prime, Bharathvarsh, AdyLand, Siwale, Holy Oranz, Selfgradatude, Choistan, Diodone, I Am Bad At Naming Nations, HMS Unicorn, Malta Comino Gozo, Seven Hills, Sheppey, Friently, The Iron Lions, The Akhara Islands, Cloydicia, Sankami, Lord Ravenclaw, Sil Dorsett, Che Sana Und, Bayern-Straubing, Puczovska, Aerilia, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, Khorazan, Amerian States, General COE, Xentherida, American MapleStory, New Lakemba, PlanetPunk, Tredano, Pakistan 001, Inorganic Tomb Thing, Kwaj, Territorio di Nessuno, The Lancerian Empire, Phillywob, Corfad, Wodan, and 76 others.Shadowrik, The Free Californian People, Forunte, Barbarossistanian South Brasilistan, Wineclaw, Thenaca, Sunto, Ainsworth, Beodarasc, Republic of Dixie, Pria Xennes, Lionia, Victoriaans Nederlands, Midds Conia, Natorik, Unimaginable Doom, Apetopia, Maott, Caish Empire, Agrauron, Kingdom of Space, Mzeusia, Gladio II, Mercy Land, NatsukiLand, Get Away From Me, Malvad, Merconitonitopia, Xinchao, Astal Aavors, Lungha, Celebia, Prevaland, Eglise Sainte Eve, Joodey, Alsatian Island, Legique, Illusia and Neverendia, Frances Francis the First of France, The Mazur Empire, Rainengrad, A Terribly Charismatic Duck, Ktyria, Morlanka, Atain, Canada GR, LaKronia, Pandessiand, Omicron Persei V111, Wesley Republic, Mirandako Herri Errepublika, Ka Ching, The Windmilluminati, Freienland, Albacria, Mordant99, Crazy Kongo, Benolia, SchoolHouse Rock, Shibutani, Ozstan, Nueava Libertalia, SillyString, Wrinka, ThE eNd oF eE, Q w e r t y, Sallanas, Equality of Nations, Guslantis, Pleroma Sans Romans, Yukti, Underground Techno, New Seaview Cove, Californian Redwood, Libertarian Utopian Project, and THX1138.

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