|Leader||Mega Super Sexy Transformation Sequence|
|Animal||Giant Blue Footed Booby|
The Republic of The Happily Oppressed is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Mega Super Sexy Transformation Sequence with an even hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 2.438 billion Happily Oppressedians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Delicious. The average income tax rate is 70.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Happily Oppressedian economy, worth 237 trillion Celebacies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is 97,462 Celebacies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.
Voting district maps are said to resemble a tyrannosaurus eating the capital, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field, innocent defendants often plead guilty for fear of receiving a much harsher sentence before jury, and tombstones are ten feet high to accommodate the names of inhabitants. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Happily Oppressed's national animal is the Giant Blue Footed Booby, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Happily Oppressed was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of Jest Xerces.
- : The Happily Oppressed was endorsed by The Intrepid Invidious Republic of Empy.
- : The Happily Oppressed endorsed The NPA Lieutenant of Deropia.
- : The Happily Oppressed endorsed The Avid Rodent of Malphe.
- : The Happily Oppressed endorsed The Kute Koalas of Sanjurika.
- : The Happily Oppressed endorsed The Republic of Sacrento.
- : The Happily Oppressed endorsed The Free Land of Grimrholm.
- : The Happily Oppressed endorsed The National Socialist Republic of Pauxia.
- : The Happily Oppressed endorsed The Holy Violet Matriarchy of Racoda.
- : The Happily Oppressed endorsed The Anarcho-Capitalist Ogre Fans of Whereisthatistan.
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