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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 890th Most Influential: 1,232nd Most Rebellious Youth: 8,536th
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
We're Happy
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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The Happily Oppressed

Population2.798 billion

LeaderMega Super Sexy Transformation Sequence

AnimalGiant Blue Footed Booby

The Republic of The Happily Oppressed is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mega Super Sexy Transformation Sequence with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, digital currency, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working population of 2.798 billion Happily Oppressedians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Delicious. The average income tax rate is 70.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Happily Oppressedian economy, worth 278 trillion Celebacies a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is 99,664 Celebacies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Innocent defendants often plead guilty for fear of receiving a much harsher sentence before jury, tombstones are ten feet high to accommodate the names of inhabitants, hipster cyclists declare that "metal is dead", and advertisements read like science journal articles complete with extensive references. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Happily Oppressed's national animal is the Giant Blue Footed Booby, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Happily Oppressed is ranked 137,065th in the world and 6,738th in The North Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 0.66 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 890thMost Influential: 1,232ndTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 8,536thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,388thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,876thMost Developed: 13,033rdMost Efficient Economies: 13,804thMost Inclusive: 14,425thMost Pacifist: 15,023rdMost Secular: 15,573rd
Most Rebellious Youth: 329th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 401st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 452nd in the regionMost Influential: 497th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 608th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 615th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 629th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 663rd in the regionMost Developed: 724th in the region

World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 126 » Notyoutopia, Yaorozu, Shin-Hachioji, Pallaith, Great Bights Mum, McMasterdonia, Buckerino, Kelvaros Prime, Siwale, Holy Oranz, Selfgradatude, Choistan, Diodone, Malta Comino Gozo, Sheppey, Friently, The Iron Lions, The Akhara Islands, Cloydicia, Sil Dorsett, Bayern-Straubing, Puczovska, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, Amerian States, General COE, Xentherida, American MapleStory, New Lakemba, PlanetPunk, Tredano, Kwaj, Territorio di Nessuno, The Lancerian Empire, Corfad, Wodan, Shadowrik, The Free Californian People, Wineclaw, Sunto, Ainsworth, Beodarasc, Republic of Dixie, Pria Xennes, Lionia, Victoriaans Nederlands, Midds Conia, Unimaginable Doom, Apetopia, Maott, and 76 others.Agrauron, Kingdom of Space, Mzeusia, Gladio II, NatsukiLand, Get Away From Me, Malvad, Merconitonitopia, Xinchao, Lungha, Prevaland, Eglise Sainte Eve, Joodey, Illusia and Neverendia, Frances Francis the First of France, The Mazur Empire, A Terribly Charismatic Duck, Atain, Omicron Persei V111, Ka Ching, The Windmilluminati, Albacria, Mordant99, Shibutani, Ozstan, SillyString, Q w e r t y, Guslantis, Pleroma Sans Romans, Yukti, Underground Techno, New Seaview Cove, Californian Redwood, THX1138, Unsophisticate, Former English Colony, Harstonia, Kylesburgh, Koda-Land, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, Highton Islands, Diche Choklate, United Draconia, The Gamer Party, Eravonia, Whereisthatistan, Racoda, Pauxia, Grimrholm, Sacrento, Sanjurika, Deropia, Empy, Jest Xerces, Zeternia, Sundred, Liberentis, Pizza Squared, RaRaRasputinn, Viridiann, The Mace Kingdom, Voznesheim, Varagog, Red Vinia, Ethnon, Alsace and Lorraine United, The United States of Romania, Waterma, Sahriastan, Dechire par la Guerre, Helium Kittens United, Rochester Black, Gooboistkoyt, Suicidistan, Aenglaland, and I am the one who knocks.

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