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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 491st Most Influential: 767th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 8,978th
The Happian Union of
Father Knows Best State
We do the same thing and get different results.
Mr Mahn
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Happian Union

Population1.289 billion

LeaderMr Mahn
FaithLate Partying on Friday night

AnimalGeneric Animal

The Happian Union of The Happian Union is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Mr Mahn with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 1.289 billion Happish are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Khangam. The average income tax rate is 71.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Happish economy, worth 176 trillion đongers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 137,253 đongers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government, Khangam's flashy holiday light displays can be seen from space, farmers have taken to hunting billionaires who encroach on their land, and there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Happian Union's national animal is the Generic Animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Late Partying on Friday night.

The Happian Union is ranked 154,549th in the world and 5,991st in The East Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 6.94 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 491stMost Influential: 767thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 8,978thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,987thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,201stMost Developed: 10,838thMost Inclusive: 11,202ndLargest Welfare Programs: 11,212thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,739thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,528thBest Weather: 13,605thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,803rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,909thLowest Crime Rates: 13,941stMost Beautiful Environments: 14,534thNicest Citizens: 14,657thLargest Governments: 14,884thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,435thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,866thHighest Average Incomes: 15,909thMost Efficient Economies: 15,956thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,604thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 17,026thMost Compassionate Citizens: 17,052nd
Most Influential: 24th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 38th in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 195th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 218th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 249th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 251st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 274th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 291st in the regionMost Developed: 312th in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 326th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 346th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 357th in the regionLargest Governments: 371st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 387th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 389th in the regionBest Weather: 392nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 395th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 401st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 403rd in the regionMost Average: 403rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 420th in the regionNicest Citizens: 424th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 443rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 454th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 484th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 502nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 506th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 509th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 510th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 513th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 516th in the regionMost Cultured: 543rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 552nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 597th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 612th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Happian Union, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation.
  • : The Happian Union was endorsed by The Armed Republic of The United Neo American Union.
  • : Following new legislation in The Happian Union, farmers have taken to hunting billionaires who encroach on their land.
  • : Following new legislation in The Happian Union, Khangam's flashy holiday light displays can be seen from space.
  • : Following new legislation in The Happian Union, every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in The Happian Union, five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes.
  • : Following new legislation in The Happian Union, judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend.
  • : Following new legislation in The Happian Union, people regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed.
  • : The Happian Union was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in The Happian Union, trespassers entering Mr Mahn's office are immediately vaporized.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 226 » Marrico, A Slanted Black Stripe, H-Zhena, Fedele, Aelitia, Elejamie, Blazing Samaritan, Lyontisia, Kaigi, Adolanta, Dark Edgyness, Adavan, Goodnamesarerare, Socialist Holy American Empire, Ver Norge, United China Nation, Danelaw Scandinavia, Republic of Berzerkistan, Arkantis, Roissyland, Harro Waarudho, Hizuru, VW53Aland, Servants of Gizmo, British Calradia, Ribanzi, Dragonia, Ridann, Urimel, Cassidya, Kampf Empire, Free sovereign Soviet socialist republic, Humri, Agonya, Talitoa, Am Echad, The Soviet Space Commie Union, Outer Verron Swicia Islands, Aeljae, Acnor, Bullpups, Bakaworld, Axdel, New Birblands, Akorial, Drunken Seal Islands, Bacon Land, Freedom Fascists, Brotherland, Federal Unity, and 176 others.Eurasia States, Shinnokawa, Khurn Empire, United-kingdom of Britannia, Unitary Germania, Greater New Islew, Ciggie Smallistan, The Almighty Country, Shavara, Biggstonia, Kangarawa, EnderShnovia, Betremia, Qui sequuntur somnia, AngusEssa, Reformed Mankind Institutes, Aristortia, Taewania, Danesopia, Federated States of Zootron, Elsweyr Land, Airrajul, Imperial Akatsuki, Merlovich, Galve, Ellsonian Dominion, Pax et Dovia, Ceruleasia, Ouroboric, Gorbastan, Narinoland, Izonno, Dpispitir, Kelsyth, Endertopias, Kublam, Impia Aghte, Lanagon, Headpat Central, New Taranaki, Pightinbotanoffen, Groi Landstrabowal, Cantonese Union, Darkenval, Blobbo, Kucia, Dzosk, Lit Medieval Dancing, The Empire of Rijelv, 0KXRg9C5, Norport, Trimmania, Riveraland, Thyaclinia, Noralia, The New Wisconsin Empire, Swiftwhiskers, Tshana, South East Charmaracapa, Tivinter, Sonictopia, Euricanis, The Shorter Union, Baumdahl, The Reunified Empire, The Sacred Whale, Grand Rheinland, Roliganistan, Wanabe, ReeK, Someseni, The Earth Systems Alliance, Wadostan Ran, Solestia, Ravendi, Dom Islana, Todd McCloud, Squid Ruinosa, Tel Mithru, Uthenia, Taurora, The Holy Empire of Moronica, Slys Paws, Erkadia, Laikantar, Wizardonia, Kyrtizhan, United Edwards, Survivoristan, Bytes, Wolemoer, Kagorg Bra Corna, Neruch, Joundia, The Southern Isles of Dreyse, Splena, Broengtopia, Areast, Unger under over, The Romanum Legio, Sharipe, New Leganes, Kyrloth, Propwash, Prexico, Kriov, Black Stone Vale, Solarfall, The Underwood Industrial Empire, Sansangra, Squarist Republic of Squaria, East Malaysia, Redfoos Irrelevancy, Bliacor, Norjis, Tim Stark, Verketa, Eagas, Skandinavistan, Fantasy Peninsula, Bortalandet, Respublica Deltanica, Sufjan Stevens Fans, Elkenian, Furnifold, Pengnia, Alwand, Avalon Ascendancy, CopyCato, Free Goldsaver, Dalta Salltan, Penfifteen, United Artificial Intelligence Armada, Arpino, Davelands, Enlil, Babcocia, The island of Kiria, Eastern Hyront Scasssen, Bharatewa, Mastariere, Nifalembria Zamingstan, Wiranath, Gryphtopolis, Gemookul, New Military, Great Aztlatan CommonWealth, Lejon Stad, Shantan, Bachtendekuppen, The Angel of Charity, Sericena, Sicilla, Norgsveldet, The Holy Utopian Republic, Slui, BearStackof2015, Janoobi Jazair, The United Asian Republics, La Isla Nueva, TheRuthenians, Stellar Colonies, Valdwall, The Cult of the Great Cthulhu, Anecho, Justice-Becoming, VoyKovie, Degrelle, Opossum Slayer, Aleister, ArenaC, Greater Felter, Guthra, Funkadelia, Kilkire, and The United Neo American Union.

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