Population | 23 million |
Currency | Thaler |
Animal | Double-headed Eagle |
The Democratic Republic of The H0ly R0man Empire is a small, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its frequent executions, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 23 million H0ly R0man Empireans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 64.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The weak H0ly R0man Empirean economy, worth 575 billion Thalers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is 25,042 Thalers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Concerned environmentalists wipe away their tears with tissues sourced from Tasmanian old-growth redwoods, farmers sing lullabies to soothe their livestock to sleep, programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours, and the dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The H0ly R0man Empire's national animal is the Double-headed Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
The H0ly R0man Empire is ranked 51,278th in the world and 3rd in The Grand duchy Of the HRE for Most Secular, with 26.11 Atheism Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The H0ly R0man Empire, the dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market.
- : Following new legislation in The H0ly R0man Empire, programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours.
- : Following new legislation in The H0ly R0man Empire, farmers sing lullabies to soothe their livestock to sleep.
- : Following new legislation in The H0ly R0man Empire, concerned environmentalists wipe away their tears with tissues sourced from Tasmanian old-growth redwoods.
- : Following new legislation in The H0ly R0man Empire, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers.
- : The H0ly R0man Empire was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Authoritarian Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in The H0ly R0man Empire, murderers with law degrees can be seen swinging the gavel in courts.
- : The H0ly R0man Empire's influence in The Grand duchy Of the HRE fell from "Dominator" to "Superpower".
- : Following new legislation in The H0ly R0man Empire, citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones.
- : Following new legislation in The H0ly R0man Empire, the nation threatens sanctions on islands only visible at low tide.