The Holy Empire of The Guardian Spirits is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.18 billion Guardian Spiritsians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and International Aid. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.9%.

The very strong Guardian Spiritsian economy, worth 77.9 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Trout Farming, and Retail. Average income is 66,057 Credits, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 196,411 per year while the poor average 17,418, a ratio of 11.3 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The Guardian Spirits's national animal is the Griffin , which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

The Guardian Spirits is ranked 78,313^th in the world and 3^rd in Carthage of Africa for Highest Food Quality, scoring 26.91 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.