The Empire of The Greylings is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 6.193 billion Greylings are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greyston. The average income tax rate is 54.3%.

The Greylingsian economy, worth 322 trillion topaz rings a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 52,145 topaz rings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Agricultural science is the most competitive subject at universities, The Greylings has been greatly criticised for its isolationist policies, the tax agency is feared more than serial killers and terrorists, and the nation was recently voted as the most stylish in Black Cubes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Greylings's national animal is the Grey Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Greylings is ranked 89,819^th in the world and 5^th in Black Cubes for Lowest Crime Rates, with 67.21 law-abiding acts per hour.