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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 965thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,237thHighest Drug Use: 1,882nd
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The Greater Ohio Valley

Population18.385 billion

LeaderTravis Wood


The Commonwealth of The Greater Ohio Valley is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Travis Wood with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 18.385 billion Ohioans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Columbus. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Ohioan economy, worth a remarkable 3,630 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 197,452 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bike rage is all the rage, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy', a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts, and the tinfoil-hat crowd also recommend tinfoil wallets. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Greater Ohio Valley's national animal is the Cardinal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Greater Ohio Valley is ranked 224,835th in the world and 23rd in Prima Victoria for Most Primitive, scoring -610.37 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 965thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,237thHighest Drug Use: 1,882ndMost Cultured: 1,942ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,169thMost Developed: 2,208thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 2,473rdMost Rebellious Youth: 2,603rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,729thSafest: 2,818thHighest Food Quality: 2,902ndLargest Governments: 2,956thHealthiest Citizens: 3,130thSmartest Citizens: 3,160thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,480thHighest Economic Output: 3,672ndLowest Crime Rates: 3,741stMost Advanced Public Education: 3,770thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,793rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,036thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,117thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,433rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,568thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,793rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,931stLargest Publishing Industry: 5,074thMost Inclusive: 5,149thNicest Citizens: 5,182ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,164thBest Weather: 6,841stHighest Average Incomes: 7,136thNudest: 9,650thLargest Populations: 10,126thMost Pacifist: 10,686thTop
Most Secular: 13,372ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,874thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 15,329thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,796thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,811thMost Efficient Economies: 17,117th
Largest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Food Quality: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the region

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