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Rudest Citizens: 1,318th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,253rd Largest Retail Industry: 2,397th
The United States of
Capitalist Paradise
Freedom, Independence, Unity.
Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Greater Iran

Population1.279 billion

CapitalTehran
LeaderPresident Xelat Sharro

Currencydaric
AnimalLion

The United States of The Greater Iran is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by President Xelat Sharro with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.279 billion Iranians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tehran. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Iranic economy, worth 247 trillion darics a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 193,559 darics, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 644,234 per year while the poor average 43,334, a ratio of 14.9 to 1.

The latest "must-have" uPhone is 1/4 mm thinner than last year's uPhone, 9 out of 10 consumers think that vitamins can cure cancer, elected officials often serve for decades in a single term, and it is customary to begin the summer with a fasting ritual in which people eat nothing but kumquat smoothies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Greater Iran's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Greater Iran is ranked 34,719th in the world and 16th in New West Indies for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 4,083.03 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Rudest Citizens: 1,318thTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,253rdLargest Retail Industry: 2,397thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,117thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,110thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,251stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,282ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,846thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,286thHighest Average Incomes: 6,289thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,811thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,469thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,796thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,852ndFattest Citizens: 8,411thTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 8,524thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,344thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,547thMost Cultured: 10,329thSmartest Citizens: 11,446thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11,511thMost Efficient Economies: 11,538thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,766thMost Developed: 12,187thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,580thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,605thMost Pro-Market: 13,713thMost Secular: 14,037thLargest Black Market: 14,293rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16,162ndLargest Governments: 16,756th
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionMost Secular: 7th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Developed: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Greater Iran, it is customary to begin the summer with a fasting ritual in which people eat nothing but kumquat smoothies.
  • : Following new legislation in The Greater Iran, elected officials often serve for decades in a single term.
  • : Following new legislation in The Greater Iran, 9 out of 10 consumers think that vitamins can cure cancer.
  • : Following new legislation in The Greater Iran, the latest "must-have" uPhone is 1/4 mm thinner than last year's uPhone.
  • : Following new legislation in The Greater Iran, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.
  • : The Greater Iran was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in The Greater Iran, excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside.
  • : Following new legislation in The Greater Iran, soldiers are equipped with multi-million daric battlesuits.
  • : The Greater Iran was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in The Greater Iran, concussed Lionball players cannot remember their lineup position.

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