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Largest Insurance Industry: 246th Most Ignorant Citizens: 541st Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 705th
The Holy Potato Cult of
Corporate Police State
We are Blessed with Glorious Potatoes
King Heather Capsicum Annuum
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Great Potato Empire

Population5.004 billion

LeaderKing Heather Capsicum Annuum
FaithThe Holy Church of the Glorious Potato


The Holy Potato Cult of The Great Potato Empire is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King Heather Capsicum Annuum with an iron fist, and notable for its aversion to nipples, complete lack of prisons, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.004 billion Potatoians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Spirituality are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aartappel. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Potatoian economy, worth a remarkable 1,322 trillion Potatoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Retail, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 264,260 Potatoes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,181,225 per year while the poor average 36,666, a ratio of 32.2 to 1.

Mandatory daycare is provided by the government, a new religious movement claims that people's souls are stored in phosphorous, creating cardboard imitations of missiles is a new top-secret military project, and Harry Potter books are banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. The Great Potato Empire's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Holy Church of the Glorious Potato.

The Great Potato Empire is ranked 5,326th in the world and 15th in Spiritus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 104.92 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Largest Insurance Industry: 246thMost Ignorant Citizens: 541stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 705thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 742ndLargest Mining Sector: 779thMost Corrupt Governments: 823rdMost Devout: 832ndMost Primitive: 867thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,037thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,045thLargest Retail Industry: 1,108thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,121stMost Avoided: 1,128thFattest Citizens: 1,390thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,390thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,424thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,541stTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 1,897thHighest Average Incomes: 2,160thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,170thLargest Black Market: 2,260thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,478thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,694thLowest Crime Rates: 5,326thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,371stMost Conservative: 5,420thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,459thHighest Economic Output: 8,641stTop
Largest Governments: 9,625thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,957thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11,171stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,636thMost Extreme: 12,627thRudest Citizens: 13,270th
Fattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionMost Conservative: 12th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 15th in the regionRudest Citizens: 16th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 19th in the regionMost Extreme: 19th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 22nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 24th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 24th in the region

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