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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,670thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,383rdMost Rebellious Youth: 12,134th
The Lawidian State of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
We must protect each other, but mostly The Clowder
Casper IV The Dominant Of The Clowder
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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The Great Onion Of Lawidian Survivors

Population1.183 billion

CapitalSurvival Den
LeaderCasper IV The Dominant Of The Clowder

AnimalIberian Lynx

The Lawidian State of The Great Onion Of Lawidian Survivors is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Casper IV The Dominant Of The Clowder with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 1.183 billion Great Onion Of Lawidian Survivorsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Survival Den. The average income tax rate is 72.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Great Onion Of Lawidian Survivorsian economy, worth 107 trillion Lewadollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Pizza Delivery, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 90,643 Lewadollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused, families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country, and racial supremacists indulge their wildest fantasies in cinemas and theatres across the nation. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Great Onion Of Lawidian Survivors's national animal is the Iberian Lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Great Onion Of Lawidian Survivors is ranked 216,033rd in the world and 87th in The Union Of Great Onionist Nations for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -6.32 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,670thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,383rdMost Rebellious Youth: 12,134thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12,418thTop
Most Inclusive: 14,828thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,135thMost Cultured: 15,484thHighest Food Quality: 19,094thLargest Publishing Industry: 19,565thMost Patriotic: 20,963rdMost Beautiful Environments: 22,516thMost Subsidized Industry: 22,626thMost Compassionate Citizens: 23,115thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 25,171stMost Developed: 25,186thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 25,368th
Most Cultured: 5th in the regionTop
Most Average: 6th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 10th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10th in the region

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