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Largest Welfare Programs: 278th Most Pacifist: 400th Most Inclusive: 540th
The Lord of Fail's Empire of
Democratic Socialists
THE NOPE TRAIN HAS NO BRAKES
Supreme Overlord of All That is Fail
Influence
Dominator
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Great Lord Fail

Population9.566 billion

CapitalNopeville
LeaderSupreme Overlord of All That is Fail

CurrencyNope Train
AnimalTired LoF

The Lord of Fail's Empire of The Great Lord Fail is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Supreme Overlord of All That is Fail with a fair hand, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, keen interest in outer space, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.566 billion Failians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nopeville. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Great Lord Failian economy, worth a remarkable 2,354 trillion Nope Trains a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 246,104 Nope Trains, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Harry Potter conventions are closely watched by the government for any signs of 'dueling', gossip magazines have pictures of Supreme Overlord of All That is Fail sunbathing on the beach with political rivals, reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news, and populations of two-headed Tired LoFs have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Great Lord Fail's national animal is the Tired LoF, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Great Lord Fail is ranked 2,381st in the world and 1st in League of Salem for Most Cultured, scoring 209 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

Top
1%
Largest Welfare Programs: 278thMost Pacifist: 400thMost Inclusive: 540thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 619thMost Compassionate Citizens: 628thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 663rdSafest: 670thHealthiest Citizens: 706thNicest Citizens: 718thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 750thLowest Crime Rates: 786thHighest Average Tax Rates: 807thLargest Governments: 845thMost Advanced Public Transport: 918thMost Developed: 994thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,114thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,234thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,247thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,248thSmartest Citizens: 1,535thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,632ndTop
5%
Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,710thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,051stMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,061stLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,081stBest Weather: 2,243rdMost Cultured: 2,381stMost Beautiful Environments: 2,885thHighest Average Incomes: 3,073rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,171stLargest Publishing Industry: 3,296thMost Efficient Economies: 4,574thHighest Economic Output: 5,012thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,372ndMost Stationary: 7,634thTop
10%
Most Secular: 8,486thMost Influential: 12,044thNudest: 13,399th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Great Lord Fail was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Following new legislation in The Great Lord Fail, populations of two-headed Tired LoFs have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites.
  • : Following new legislation in The Great Lord Fail, reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news.
  • : The Great Lord Fail was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : The Great Lord Fail was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : The Great Lord Fail was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : The Great Lord Fail was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in The Great Lord Fail, gossip magazines have pictures of Supreme Overlord of All That is Fail sunbathing on the beach with political rivals.
  • : Following new legislation in The Great Lord Fail, Harry Potter conventions are closely watched by the government for any signs of 'dueling'.
  • : Following new legislation in The Great Lord Fail, soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers.

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