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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 384thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 526thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 676th
The Interuniversal Imperium of
Corporate Police State
Hail the God-Imperator! Glory to Mankind!
God-Imperator Jeffrey
Influence
Dominator
The Imperator
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Great Imperator Jeffrey

Population3.601 billion

CapitalJeffopolis
LeaderGod-Imperator Jeffrey
FaithJeffreyism

CurrencyJeffrian Credit
AnimalJeffrian Serpent

The Interuniversal Imperium of The Great Imperator Jeffrey is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by God-Imperator Jeffrey with an iron fist, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, public floggings, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.601 billion Jeffrians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jeffopolis. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Jeffrian economy, worth a remarkable 1,158 trillion Jeffrian Credits a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 321,812 Jeffrian Credits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,397,470 per year while the poor average 12,701, a ratio of 188 to 1.

Hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", the Coast Guard is pioneering a quixotic program to train fish, the Jeffrian war navy contains an oddly large number of luxury yachts and cruise liners, and scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Great Imperator Jeffrey's national animal is the Jeffrian Serpent, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Jeffreyism.

The Great Imperator Jeffrey is ranked 172,201st in the world and 4th in Jeffreys Pocket Multiverse for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 19.28 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Top
1%
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 384thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 526thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 676thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 693rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 767thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,079thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,091stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,163rdMost Subsidized Industry: 1,463rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,478thLowest Crime Rates: 1,540thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,639thMost Efficient Economies: 1,746thTop
5%
Most Devout: 1,831stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,876thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,080thLargest Black Market: 2,106thLargest Governments: 2,715thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,390thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,682ndLargest Retail Industry: 4,245thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,268thMost Developed: 4,310thLargest Mining Sector: 4,709thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,170thMost Conservative: 5,298thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,906thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,303rdSmartest Citizens: 6,950thHealthiest Citizens: 7,142ndTop
10%
Most Advanced Public Transport: 9,049thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,599thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,331stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,195thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,378thMost Extreme: 12,389thHighest Economic Output: 13,554thRudest Citizens: 14,602nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Great Imperator Jeffrey, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
  • : Following new legislation in The Great Imperator Jeffrey, the Jeffrian war navy contains an oddly large number of luxury yachts and cruise liners.
  • : Following new legislation in The Great Imperator Jeffrey, the Coast Guard is pioneering a quixotic program to train fish.
  • : Following new legislation in The Great Imperator Jeffrey, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock".
  • : Following new legislation in The Great Imperator Jeffrey, the government denies that it has an agency overseeing plausible deniability of black-ops agencies.
  • : Following new legislation in The Great Imperator Jeffrey, war vets look after war animals.
  • : Following new legislation in The Great Imperator Jeffrey, electrocution deaths among computer technicians are at an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in The Great Imperator Jeffrey, oddly patriotic flash mobs spontaneously sing the national anthem.
  • : The Great Imperator Jeffrey was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Following new legislation in The Great Imperator Jeffrey, the military is plagued with unethical researchers.

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