The Imperial Dynasty of The Great Cyng is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Sceledrus III with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, devout population of 5.248 billion Cynglishmen are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Darechbrugn. The average income tax rate is 87.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Cynglish economy, worth 447 trillion shekels a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 85,267 shekels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Visitors often mistake the toiletplex at music festivals for the main stage, concussed dragonball players cannot remember their lineup position, unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves, and judicial torture is outsourced overseas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Great Cyng's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Cynglish Ultraorthodoxy.

The Great Cyng is ranked 38,327^th in the world and 9^th in Third Cynglish Empire for Lowest Crime Rates, with 78.39 law-abiding acts per hour.