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Most Secular: 3,039th Largest Information Technology Sector: 7,711th Most Scientifically Advanced: 9,450th
The Oligarchic Noocracy of
Father Knows Best State
For the Good of the People, Eh !?
Prime Minister Alethia
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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The Great Canadian Nation

Population5.374 billion

CapitalGrand City of Ottawa
LeaderPrime Minister Alethia


The Oligarchic Noocracy of The Great Canadian Nation is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Alethia with an iron fist, and remarkable for its digital currency, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical, humorless population of 5.374 billion Canadians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grand City of Ottawa. The average income tax rate is 41.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Canadian economy, worth 739 trillion ShrimpCoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 137,581 ShrimpCoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Prime Minister Alethia to meetings with foreign heads of state, the serf suggestion box would work better if more serfs were literate, there's a bright dawn ahead for The Great Canadian Nation, and the government provides its citizenry with the same mass produced rations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Great Canadian Nation's national animal is the Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Great Canadian Nation is ranked 28,272nd in the world and 3rd in Infotech Region for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 4,297.92 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

Most Secular: 3,039thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,711thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 9,450thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,466thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10,967thHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,082ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,948thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,570thMost Inclusive: 14,757thLargest Retail Industry: 14,957thNudest: 15,102ndHighest Average Incomes: 15,789thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17,266thMost Developed: 17,533rdSmartest Citizens: 17,546th
Largest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the region

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