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Rudest Citizens: 2,628th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,663rd Least Corrupt Governments: 6,305th
The Constitutional Union of
New York Times Democracy
Gott Mit Uns
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Great-German Empire

Population3.345 billion

CapitalBerlin
LeaderEmperor Friedrich V
FaithChristianity

CurrencyGold Mark
AnimalEagle

The Constitutional Union of The Great-German Empire is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Emperor Friedrich V with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, unlimited-speed roads, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.345 billion Germans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.4%.

The frighteningly efficient German economy, worth 432 trillion Gold Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 129,319 Gold Marks, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Tabloids coo over Emperor Friedrich V's expected child, a sudden shout of "surprise!" does not herald a party for teachers, gay men commonly complain about their time of the month, and young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. The Great-German Empire's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

The Great-German Empire is ranked 32,897th in the world and 263rd in Europe for Highest Economic Output, with 432 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Rudest Citizens: 2,628thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,663rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,305thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,525thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,074thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 9,732ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,928thLargest Mining Sector: 10,245thMost Avoided: 11,784thMost Efficient Economies: 12,024thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,791stLargest Retail Industry: 13,060thMost Cultured: 14,203rdMost Subsidized Industry: 14,656thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,813thMost Armed: 15,253rdMost Developed: 15,885th
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 40th in the regionRudest Citizens: 43rd in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 66th in the regionMost Armed: 67th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 70th in the regionMost Avoided: 72nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 93rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Great-German Empire, young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts.
  • : Following new legislation in The Great-German Empire, gay men commonly complain about their time of the month.
  • : Following new legislation in The Great-German Empire, a sudden shout of "surprise!" does not herald a party for teachers.
  • : Following new legislation in The Great-German Empire, tabloids coo over Emperor Friedrich V's expected child.
  • : Following new legislation in The Great-German Empire, owning a tractor is widely regarded as an essential prerequisite to most government positions.
  • : Following new legislation in The Great-German Empire, blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic.
  • : Following new legislation in The Great-German Empire, airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory.
  • : Following new legislation in The Great-German Empire, high school band practice is often crashed by technicolor-clad ravers.
  • : Following new legislation in The Great-German Empire, reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news.
  • : The Great-German Empire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.

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