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Largest Insurance Industry: 137thSafest: 200thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 213th
The Fascist Federation of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Omne Ensis Impera; Deus Vult
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Grand World Order

Population31.896 billion

CapitalMagna Polis
LeaderGrand Commander Athena Agatha Griffith
FaithFederal Orthodox Church of Christ

CurrencyFederal Credit
AnimalGreat Horned Owl

The Fascist Federation of The Grand World Order is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Grand Commander Athena Agatha Griffith with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, zero percent divorce rate, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 31.896 billion Orderians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Magna Polis. The average income tax rate is 71.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Grand World Orderian economy, worth an astonishing 13,903 trillion Federal Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 435,892 Federal Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web, war criminals are given full state funerals, soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets, and Orderians are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. The Grand World Order's national animal is the Great Horned Owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Federal Orthodox Church of Christ.

The Grand World Order is ranked 1,971st in the world and 86th in Lazarus for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 15,067.2 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 137thSafest: 200thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 213thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 236thHighest Economic Output: 297thLowest Crime Rates: 310thLargest Mining Sector: 316thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 321stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 370thMost Patriotic: 514thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 595thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 639thHighest Average Incomes: 674thMost Corrupt Governments: 911thHighest Poor Incomes: 951stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 992ndMost Armed: 1,089thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,094thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,166thLargest Governments: 1,241stLargest Gambling Industry: 1,971stLargest Populations: 2,590thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 2,848thMost Avoided: 3,010thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,833rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,958thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,991stMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,070thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,423rdLargest Retail Industry: 5,372ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,982ndLongest Average Lifespans: 12,283rdTop
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Most Secular: 15,632ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,529thSmartest Citizens: 18,111thMost Developed: 18,626thLargest Publishing Industry: 18,699thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 21,824th
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Largest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionSafest: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 12th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 13th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 15th in the regionMost Patriotic: 16th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 22nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 30th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 32nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 35th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 35th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 41st in the regionMost Armed: 46th in the regionLargest Governments: 51st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 53rd in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 83rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 86th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 95th in the regionMost Avoided: 157th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 178th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 185th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 206th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 211th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 255th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 284th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 400th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 432nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 591st in the regionRudest Citizens: 663rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 685th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Grand World Order was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : The Grand World Order's influence in Lazarus rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Following new legislation in The Grand World Order, Orderians are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks.
  • : Following new legislation in The Grand World Order, soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets.
  • : Following new legislation in The Grand World Order, war criminals are given full state funerals.
  • : Following new legislation in The Grand World Order, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web.
  • : Following new legislation in The Grand World Order, water fights now end with thousands dead.
  • : Following new legislation in The Grand World Order, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage.
  • : The Grand World Order was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : The Grand World Order was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.

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