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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 100th Safest: 152nd Largest Insurance Industry: 154th
The Fascist Federation of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Omne Ensis Impera; Deus Vult
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Grand World Order

Population25.498 billion

CapitalMagna Polis
LeaderGrand Commander Athena Agatha Griffith
FaithScientific Lutheranism

CurrencyFederal Credit
AnimalGreat Horned Owl

The Fascist Federation of The Grand World Order is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Grand Commander Athena Agatha Griffith with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, zero percent divorce rate, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 25.498 billion Orderians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Magna Polis. The average income tax rate is 73.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Grand World Orderian economy, worth an astonishing 11,009 trillion Federal Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 431,770 Federal Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Religious bigotry and a fear of outsiders have replaced religious studies in schools, death row inmates cower in fear at the phrase "one-year anniversary", road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans, and racial supremacists have a burning desire to deal with immigrants. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. The Grand World Order's national animal is the Great Horned Owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Scientific Lutheranism.

The Grand World Order is ranked 132,392nd in the world and 4,811th in Balder for Most Politically Free, scoring 12.57 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 100thSafest: 152ndLargest Insurance Industry: 154thMost Efficient Economies: 154thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 197thLowest Crime Rates: 219thLargest Mining Sector: 261stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 264thHighest Economic Output: 267thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 305thHighest Poor Incomes: 365thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 371stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 374thHighest Average Incomes: 421stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 456thMost Corrupt Governments: 531stMost Avoided: 554thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 827thLargest Governments: 918thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 919thTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 1,634thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,535thLargest Populations: 2,893rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,033rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,115thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,498thLargest Retail Industry: 3,733rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,532ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,234thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 9,328thFattest Citizens: 11,896thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12,031stMost Secular: 12,568thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,449thRudest Citizens: 14,607th
Highest Economic Output: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionSafest: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 15th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 19th in the regionMost Avoided: 22nd in the regionLargest Governments: 28th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 36th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 43rd in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 73rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 91st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 117th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 119th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 138th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 167th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 183rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 255th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 261st in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 328th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 461st in the regionFattest Citizens: 472nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 486th in the regionRudest Citizens: 493rd in the region

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