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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 146thLargest Insurance Industry: 153rdSafest: 166th
The Fascist Federation of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Omne Ensis Impera; Deus Vult
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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The Grand World Order

Population27.759 billion

CapitalMagna Polis
LeaderGrand Commander Athena Agatha Griffith
FaithScientific Lutheranism

CurrencyFederal Credit
AnimalGreat Horned Owl

The Fascist Federation of The Grand World Order is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Grand Commander Athena Agatha Griffith with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, triple-decker prams, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 27.759 billion Orderians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Magna Polis. The average income tax rate is 71.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Grand World Orderian economy, worth an astonishing 12,081 trillion Federal Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 435,223 Federal Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Grand Commander Athena Agatha Griffith to meetings with foreign heads of state, a third of Orderians are e-certified CEOs, the nation's weary schoolchildren excel at sport but must count scores on their fingers, and bars are packed at all hours. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. The Grand World Order's national animal is the Great Horned Owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Scientific Lutheranism.

The Grand World Order is ranked 25,125th in the world and 609th in Osiris for Rudest Citizens, with 96.54 Insults Per Minute.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 146thLargest Insurance Industry: 153rdSafest: 166thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 202ndLowest Crime Rates: 255thHighest Economic Output: 274thLargest Mining Sector: 288thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 341stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 360thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 396thHighest Average Incomes: 530thMost Avoided: 562ndMost Corrupt Governments: 630thHighest Poor Incomes: 652ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 669thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 735thMost Armed: 875thLargest Governments: 984thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,021stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,056thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,944thMost Efficient Economies: 2,074thTop
Largest Populations: 2,760thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,791stMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,292ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,476thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,039thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,454thLargest Retail Industry: 4,457thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,967thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,753rdTop
Most Secular: 15,135thMost Developed: 17,158thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,188thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 17,488thSmartest Citizens: 18,050thLargest Publishing Industry: 18,761st
Highest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionSafest: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 11th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 13th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 14th in the regionMost Avoided: 21st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 22nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 26th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 29th in the regionMost Armed: 30th in the regionLargest Governments: 36th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 42nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 54th in the regionLargest Populations: 59th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 66th in the regionTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 107th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 114th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 119th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 191st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 208th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 229th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 244th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 315th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 383rd in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 579th in the regionRudest Citizens: 609th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 652nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 752nd in the region

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