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Largest Insurance Industry: 142ndSafest: 180thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 184th
The Fascist Federation of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Omne Ensis Impera; Deus Vult
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Grand World Order

Population30.171 billion

CapitalMagna Polis
LeaderGrand Commander Athena Agatha Griffith
FaithFederal Orthodox Church of Christ

CurrencyFederal Credit
AnimalGreat Horned Owl

The Fascist Federation of The Grand World Order is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Grand Commander Athena Agatha Griffith with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, parental licensing program, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 30.171 billion Orderians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Magna Polis. The average income tax rate is 71.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Grand World Orderian economy, worth an astonishing 13,148 trillion Federal Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 435,795 Federal Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

You can tell when Orderians are being snarky by the fact their lips are moving, the sanitised and dull music festivals of The Grand World Order are famed for their reasonable volume levels, children seem to be getting better at lying these days, and out-of-work basketball players loom over the unemployment line. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. The Grand World Order's national animal is the Great Horned Owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Federal Orthodox Church of Christ.

The Grand World Order is ranked 23,886th in the world and 857th in Lazarus for Most Authoritarian, with 2,262.25 milliStalins.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 142ndSafest: 180thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 184thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 206thMost Patriotic: 272ndHighest Economic Output: 281stLowest Crime Rates: 286thLargest Mining Sector: 294thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 328thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 330thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 520thHighest Average Incomes: 599thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 600thHighest Poor Incomes: 699thMost Corrupt Governments: 738thMost Armed: 947thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 983rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 990thLargest Governments: 1,095thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,153rdLargest Gambling Industry: 1,928thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 2,431stLargest Populations: 2,650thMost Avoided: 2,741stMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,443rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,574thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,694thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,833rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,234thLargest Retail Industry: 4,922ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,468thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,363rdTop
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Most Secular: 15,007thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,511thSmartest Citizens: 17,417thMost Developed: 17,482ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 18,406thLargest Publishing Industry: 18,499th
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Largest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionSafest: 8th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 10th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 12th in the regionMost Patriotic: 13th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 21st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 23rd in the regionMost Armed: 30th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 34th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 38th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 40th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 49th in the regionLargest Governments: 52nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 60th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 85th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 90th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 97th in the regionMost Avoided: 138th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 147th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 161st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 179th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 199th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 225th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 248th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 396th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 398th in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 669th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 689th in the regionRudest Citizens: 760th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Grand World Order was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : The Grand World Order was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : The Grand World Order was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : The Grand World Order's influence in Lazarus rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : The Grand World Order was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : The Grand World Order was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in The Grand World Order, out-of-work basketball players loom over the unemployment line.
  • : Following new legislation in The Grand World Order, children seem to be getting better at lying these days.
  • : Following new legislation in The Grand World Order, the sanitised and dull music festivals of The Grand World Order are famed for their reasonable volume levels.
  • : Following new legislation in The Grand World Order, you can tell when Orderians are being snarky by the fact their lips are moving.

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