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Largest Mining Sector: 508th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 524th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 541st
The Constitutional Monarchy of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Für Thron und Reich!
Security Officer
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Political Freedom

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The Grand Duchy Of Nova Capile

Population8.941 billion

LeaderGrand Duke Klaus I

CurrencyCapilean Reichsmark

The Constitutional Monarchy of The Grand Duchy Of Nova Capile is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Grand Duke Klaus I with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, flagrant waste-dumping, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.941 billion Capileans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saxtonburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Capilean economy, worth a remarkable 2,152 trillion Capilean Reichsmarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 240,772 Capilean Reichsmarks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 735,510 per year while the poor average 61,091, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Military chiefs are predicting extra funding in this year's budget, basic multiplication is all you need to know to have a child, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, and public projects are synonymous with yawn-inducing conformity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. The Grand Duchy Of Nova Capile's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Protestantism.

The Grand Duchy Of Nova Capile is ranked 2,652nd in the world and 1st in The Allied Circle of the RNE for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring 152.53 on the Hayek Index.

Largest Mining Sector: 508thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 524thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 541stMost Devout: 570thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 693rdMost Avoided: 754thMost Ignorant Citizens: 759thFattest Citizens: 1,081stHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,204thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,207thMost Primitive: 1,261stTop
Largest Retail Industry: 1,682ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,871stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,985thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,114thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,351stLargest Black Market: 2,517thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,652ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,069thHighest Average Incomes: 3,221stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,832ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,149thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,616thHighest Economic Output: 5,445thRudest Citizens: 5,904thLowest Crime Rates: 6,691stLargest Gambling Industry: 7,163rdTop
Most Efficient Economies: 11,632nd

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