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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 563rdLargest Mining Sector: 569thMost Devout: 590th
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The Grand Duchy Of Nova Capile

Population11.315 billion

LeaderReichsleiter Walther Nemetz


The Reich of The Grand Duchy Of Nova Capile is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Reichsleiter Walther Nemetz with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, triple-decker prams, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.315 billion Capileans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saxtonburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Capilean economy, worth a remarkable 2,782 trillion Reichsmarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 245,925 Reichsmarks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,352,995 per year while the poor average 22,675, a ratio of 59.7 to 1.

Citizens are encouraged to show displeasure with politicians by poking them with sharp metal sticks, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies, the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks", and The Grand Duchy Of Nova Capile isn't what it used to be. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. The Grand Duchy Of Nova Capile's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Protestantism.

The Grand Duchy Of Nova Capile is ranked 219,669th in the world and 1st in Holy Order of Saint Anthony for Most Secular, with 0.87 Atheism Rate.

Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 563rdLargest Mining Sector: 569thMost Devout: 590thMost Avoided: 758thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 818thMost Ignorant Citizens: 915thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 921stFattest Citizens: 1,120thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,128thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,192ndMost Corrupt Governments: 1,361stMost Primitive: 1,771stLargest Retail Industry: 1,945thMost Armed: 1,955thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,463rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,483rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,608thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,677thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,974thHighest Average Incomes: 3,540thLargest Black Market: 3,580thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,433rdHighest Economic Output: 4,834thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,398thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,186thRudest Citizens: 7,083rdLowest Crime Rates: 7,108thLargest Gambling Industry: 9,792ndTop
Most Efficient Economies: 13,519thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,852ndLargest Governments: 16,343rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 17,987thLargest Agricultural Sector: 18,993rd

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