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Largest Mining Sector: 555thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 563rdMost Devout: 602nd
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The Grand Duchy Of Nova Capile

Population11.058 billion

LeaderReichsleiter Walther Nemetz


The Reich of The Grand Duchy Of Nova Capile is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Reichsleiter Walther Nemetz with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, otherworldly petting zoo, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.058 billion Capileans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saxtonburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Capilean economy, worth a remarkable 2,719 trillion Reichsmarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 245,925 Reichsmarks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,352,995 per year while the poor average 22,675, a ratio of 59.7 to 1.

Citizens are encouraged to show displeasure with politicians by poking them with sharp metal sticks, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies, the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks", and The Grand Duchy Of Nova Capile isn't what it used to be. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. The Grand Duchy Of Nova Capile's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Protestantism.

The Grand Duchy Of Nova Capile is ranked 204,391st in the world and 2nd in Holy Order of Saint Anthony for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 15.21 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Largest Mining Sector: 555thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 563rdMost Devout: 602ndMost Avoided: 763rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 813thMost Ignorant Citizens: 891stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 911thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,073rdFattest Citizens: 1,120thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,189thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,365thMost Primitive: 1,737thMost Armed: 1,875thLargest Retail Industry: 1,943rdTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,396thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,434thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,626thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,733rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,821stLargest Black Market: 3,453rdHighest Average Incomes: 3,532ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,305thHighest Economic Output: 4,914thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,140thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,713thRudest Citizens: 6,918thLowest Crime Rates: 7,055thLargest Gambling Industry: 9,411thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 13,109thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,261stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 15,450thLargest Governments: 16,097thLargest Agricultural Sector: 17,977th

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