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Largest Mining Sector: 588thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 607thMost Devout: 633rd
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The Grand Duchy Of Nova Capile

Population12.96 billion

LeaderReichsleiter Walther Nemetz


The Reich of The Grand Duchy Of Nova Capile is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Reichsleiter Walther Nemetz with an iron fist, and notable for its national health service, public floggings, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.96 billion Capileans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saxtonburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Capilean economy, worth a remarkable 3,187 trillion Reichsmarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 245,925 Reichsmarks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,352,995 per year while the poor average 22,675, a ratio of 59.7 to 1.

Citizens are encouraged to show displeasure with politicians by poking them with sharp metal sticks, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies, the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks", and The Grand Duchy Of Nova Capile isn't what it used to be. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. The Grand Duchy Of Nova Capile's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Protestantism.

The Grand Duchy Of Nova Capile is ranked 76,767th in the world and 1st in Holy Order of Saint Anthony for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 4,414.12 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

Largest Mining Sector: 588thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 607thMost Devout: 633rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 866thMost Ignorant Citizens: 921stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 943rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,153rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,166thFattest Citizens: 1,180thMost Avoided: 1,257thMost Primitive: 1,518thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,535thMost Armed: 2,123rdLargest Retail Industry: 2,245thTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,609thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,694thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,797thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,833rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,189thHighest Average Incomes: 3,753rdLargest Black Market: 4,232ndHighest Economic Output: 4,523rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,576thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,702ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,803rdLowest Crime Rates: 7,627thRudest Citizens: 7,646thLargest Gambling Industry: 9,934thTop
Most Patriotic: 13,940thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14,104thMost Efficient Economies: 14,424thLargest Governments: 17,116thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 18,080thLargest Agricultural Sector: 21,165thLargest Populations: 22,386thMost Conservative: 22,448th

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