The Insane One Eye Zombie Killer of The Governor- is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 22.952 billion Governor-ians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, pro-business, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Law & Order, with Industry and Defense also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.7%.

The powerhouse Governor-ian economy, worth 895 trillion Woodbury Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 38,996 Woodbury Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 129,794 per year while the poor average 8,730, a ratio of 14.9 to 1.

Political activists are routinely executed. Crime is a problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. The Governor-'s national animal is the Jawless Zombie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Governor- is ranked 255,203^rd in the world and 174^th in Hell for Lowest Crime Rates, with 49.31 law-abiding acts per hour.