The Community of The Godlands I is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.196 billion Godlands Iians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government is effectively ruled by the Department of Spirituality, with Education, Defense, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.6%.

The strong Godlands Iian economy, worth 55.6 trillion poker chips a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is 46,524 poker chips, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 299,857 per year while the poor average 2,916, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, and Mr Happy's Funland has just been named The Godlands I's new capital. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. The Godlands I's national animal is the ham, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

The Godlands I is ranked 309,717^th in the world and 80^th in Esportiva for Largest Governments, scoring 5.66 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.