by Max Barry

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 9,896thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,051stHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,797th
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Novus Imperium Americanium
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Glorious Republic of America

Population199 million

CurrencyRepublic Note

The Republic of The Glorious Republic of America is a very large, cultured nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, aversion to nipples, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 199 million Americans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.3%.

The powerhouse American economy, worth 18.5 trillion Republic Notes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 92,808 Republic Notes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 286,454 per year while the poor average 23,202, a ratio of 12.3 to 1.

Almost all of the nation's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices, babies living in poverty are told to take responsibility for their own fortunes, wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations", and prohibition has allowed a Maxtopian immigrant known only as "Nipples" to establish an illicit breast milk syndicate. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Glorious Republic of America's national animal is the Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

The Glorious Republic of America is ranked 48,033rd in the world and 186th in Capitalist Paradise for Rudest Citizens, with 71.74 Insults Per Minute.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 9,896thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,051stHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,797thTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 14,990thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,758thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,991stHighest Drug Use: 21,627thLargest Publishing Industry: 22,176thFattest Citizens: 22,502ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22,808th
Most Average: 8th in the regionTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 16th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 5 » Otoro, Republica JIM, Snorlaxia, Zenzibar, and Sheepcote.