The Glorious High Holy Divine Lord Ruler
Population | 5.43 billion |
Capital | Baquaan |
Leader | The Lord Ruler |
Faith | Pantheon of the Light |
Currency | Kalosi |
Animal | Dragon of the Light |
The Kingdom of The Glorious High Holy Divine Lord Ruler is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Lord Ruler with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.43 billion Glorious High Holy Divine Lord Rulerians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baquaan. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Glorious High Holy Divine Lord Rulerian economy, worth 996 trillion Kalosis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 183,544 Kalosis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.
Baby dolls thrown in the trash are a leading cause of panic attacks, fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers, red fabric is banned, and the term "Native Glorious High Holy Divine Lord Rulerian" has been redefined as anyone with the same skin color as the majority. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Glorious High Holy Divine Lord Ruler's national animal is the Dragon of the Light, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pantheon of the Light.
The Glorious High Holy Divine Lord Ruler is ranked 195,356th in the world and 4,645th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 53.40487554308 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Glorious High Holy Divine Lord Ruler was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Following new legislation in The Glorious High Holy Divine Lord Ruler, the term "Native Glorious High Holy Divine Lord Rulerian" has been redefined as anyone with the same skin color as the majority.
- : Following new legislation in The Glorious High Holy Divine Lord Ruler, red fabric is banned.
- : Following new legislation in The Glorious High Holy Divine Lord Ruler, fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers.
- : Following new legislation in The Glorious High Holy Divine Lord Ruler, baby dolls thrown in the trash are a leading cause of panic attacks.
- : The Glorious High Holy Divine Lord Ruler's influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : The Glorious High Holy Divine Lord Ruler's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : The Glorious High Holy Divine Lord Ruler's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : The Glorious High Holy Divine Lord Ruler's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Following new legislation in The Glorious High Holy Divine Lord Ruler, many friends and relatives of The Lord Ruler have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations.